@GoodyPango

hearty, jolly, old world bitch @vampapayaa 💕

Joined January 2023
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Every time a European person talks about minutes or seconds, I’m briefly stunned. I forget that they don’t measure time with some BS like kiloticks
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its impossible to avoid the conclusion that the general population is just genuinely retarded now.
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i used to try and be charitable, but i just cant anymore. everyone is mush brained and childishly self centered, to an almost impressive degree.
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elect me world leader and i will make the smartphones of the world explode and force mandatory enrichment via reading ala middle school weekly book reports with an approved reading list. i will personally check all the reports and fry anyone who didnt read or used ai with lasers.
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i just posted one of my favorite recipes :) its very hearty and warm, great for the colder months! :3 pangolinfancy.neocities.org/…

Pangolin Fancy

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goody pango retweeted
Solzhenixon@sardonic_greek
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The road to hell is paved with evil pavement
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If someone is being inconsiderate to you in public you can solve the problem by shooting them with a gun
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places wont even answer you when you call during business hours anymore. thinking about committing horrible crimes.
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Some married dude: Fellas, sometimes when your wife agrees to play Street Fighter 3rd Strike with you for 2 hours, it’s important to let her win a few rounds Right wing vanguard protecting young men: SILENCE YOU PUSSY WHIPPED CUCK FUCK YOUUUU
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Farted so hard while I was little spoon that I accidentally blew both of my wife's legs clean off and now shes a double amputee
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goody pango retweeted
xmenjuno@xmenjunoAppJP
Sep 19
👨🏻 #イラスト #猫
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Lunch time
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Now that the dust has settled, I think we can finally admit that the crowd wasn't really chanting "Let's go Brandon"
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had some surf n turf and im gonna make chocolate chip cookies. explain that, atheists.
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Kids in the hospital paint little stones for penguins to gift their mates
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"So, Prophet-blessed Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmi, you deal with numbers in your JOB every day. If you can create a new computation system called 'Al-Jabr', you understand math" "Basically what I did was I added letters into the numbers" "Alhamdulillah, you are a genius"
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the old man checking tickets was a Big Fan. we had to put some stuff in the car at one point, but id lost my ticket. he let me back in anyway, but requested i Smile for him. he also grabbed my wrist to seemingly kiss my hand, but instead sniffed my wrist vigorously. nice man :)
goody pango@GoodyPango
Sep 7
wearing my dirndl for oktoberfest. the pups are Out. of course this would be the day we run into a group of ultra modest mennonites at the coffee shop. they were not big fans.
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wearing my dirndl for oktoberfest. the pups are Out. of course this would be the day we run into a group of ultra modest mennonites at the coffee shop. they were not big fans.
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