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i tried to make two plans in one day. as if i were god. as if i were literal god.
The way I’m celebrating the 4th today is by sharing this on as many platforms as I can #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8hNRLgQ/
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Montána Banána 🍋 retweeted
Just one lifetime ago in the United States, our grandfathers could buy a home, buy a car, have 3 to 4 children, keep their wives at home, take annual vacations, and then retire… all on one middle-class salary. What happened?
Montána Banána 🍋 retweeted
Jennings: This salute trutherism is outrageous.
Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!
Montána Banána 🍋 retweeted
Mike tomlin reaction to Antonio Brown wanting to play for free has me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Montána Banána 🍋 retweeted
this is the funniest photo I've ever seen. elmo's dad cannot fucking believe it
Montána Banána 🍋 retweeted
hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine
Montána Banána 🍋 retweeted
Every woman I’ve ever talked to has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it’s rly funny to see grown men be proud of dating 19 year olds
Montána Banána 🍋 retweeted
Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear – at Boston, MA























