World class mentalist and kid's theme park aficionado.
Joined May 2025
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"Divorce parties. ... They celebrate getting with a guy, breaking up with him and breaking him." - @ogafroman
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I see people dunking on this but like look around. To like 98% of people this is the dream. The podcast circuit is dominated by ceos, opportunists, stolen valor pillheads, rise and grind vampires, war criminals, the cia, and military contractors. We shouldn’t know who most of these people are. It shouldn’t matter who the new autonomous drone manufacturer ceo is but these are the things people aspire to be when the only thing left is rape. It’s a rape economy. There’s no art but there’s lots of raping and killing and bombing. Everyone wants to be like Kevin OLeary and hold the shiny object and weep. Not because it’s beautiful but because all the good in our world was sacrificed for it. And now there’s nothing left
Kevin O’Leary says he wept when Rolex gave him a watch even its own staff had never seen.
“Grown men weep just looking at pictures of this mystical beast. Does it exist? I got on my knees and begged for it.”
“The morning before the Oscars, the phone rings. They gave me an address and said, ‘Be there.’ And there it was.”
“The entire Rolex staff had never seen it. All the dealers from around LA came to see it.”
“For an hour we looked at it. We didn’t touch it. We just looked at it and said, ‘It’s real.’”
“I did, and I wore it. I was weeping. It was mine. I own it. Do you know how many people have that piece? Maybe nobody.”
Can he just please say I'm rubber you're glue? Please @elonmusk
Trump would be very fun, if you can get over the fact he's our president. Sabrina is probably a bit of a freak, but would be more than likely uninteresting. If you can persuade Kamala to get drunk it would be supreme people watching and hawt goss. Dave Grohl would be fun to talk
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To about Kurt and Courtney. I'd love to hear him trash her. 5 would be my favorite so long as the Rock would be into talking about the Macron's. Secret dick goss rains supreme. 8 I'd do if I wanted to try and fail to get into the Illuminati. 9 would be great if I wanted the plane
The only good thing about tweakers and bathtub scientists is they don't have word art in their "homes."
Hey, the virus has nothing to do with a virus leaking out of a lab. Chinese people just like munching on bats.
I think it was made in a Chinese lab.
That's racist! Stop Asian hate! Let these people munch bats in peace!
We need to stop the outraged at Bonnie Blue. This whore feeds off attention. This isn't a novel thing, it's what drives her financially. If you want her baby to have somewhat of a normal life the general public needs to show apathy. If we continue to react more women will follow.
The cam sites are going to go nuts. This honestly might take over customer service in India. Just a white girl with an Indian accent saying "You like my bobs and vagine." xitter.cf/ClownWorld/status/2051…
