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I took over my job’s social media a few weeks ago. And I have been making these fun voiceover videos and memes. Why did one of the employees at another location start doing the exact same content for their location bar for bar? Copying everything.
Girl😂
Yea I’m just gonna delete that tweet. People are crazy.
Me: I had a silly interaction at work with employees because I couldn’t tell that they didn’t speak English and thought they were being rude to me. To avoid this I should absolutely learn Spanish.
Y’all: YOU DUMB BITCH.
Oh I know they about to be singing DOWN. Yolanda Adam’s?! THEE CECE WINANS?!?!?? The Clark sisters???
I. Am. SAT!!!! I wish this was a 3hr musical.
Fantasia Barrino Taylor and Durrell "Tank" Babbs star in TYLER PERRY'S THE GOSPEL OF CHRISTMAS. Premiering November 11. With music produced by Kirk Franklin.
Starring some of gospel’s biggest voices: Yolanda Adams, Fred Hammond, Smokie Norful, Jekalyn Carr, The Legendary Clark Sisters, Vanessa Bell Armstrong, Ann Nesby, Le'Andria Johnson, Hezekiah Walker, with CeCe Winans, and Shirley Caesar.
So the conservative anti vaxxer and the liberal college educated health care professional get engaged. What could possibly go wrong? #loveisblind
I’m watching this Love Is Blind season. I cannot believe this girl just said “my career is first, my family is second.”
Girl. That is why you are single.
Some of y’all let your confirmation bias about people cloud your logic. You’ll convince yourself someone is a villain when in reality you have the wrong information. The wrong context. Just a chip on your shoulder.
I love motherhood. But I gave my son a bath. Got him in his pajamas. I was all ready to lay down and he took the biggest fucking dump.
Im so ready for this potty training to be successful.
My guess? their influencer marketing team outsourced a boutique agency, that agency used AI crm tools to find and reach out to influencers, invited and overbooked too many people.
Just bought me and Skyler’s mommy and me costume. He’s gonna be Lord Farquaad. I’m gonna be Princess Fiona. It’s gonna be so cute.
So “Beautiful Woort” is supposed to be “beautiful resort”… ?!?!!! Are you kidding me? Also I wish y’all would stop being brown nosers and act like you just figured it all out soooooo easy. Everything else was fine. “Woort” was fucking me up.
Angelina Jolie left a handwritten thank you note for hotel staff while filming ‘Maria’ in Greece, and the internet is struggling to figure out what it says.
The note has resurfaced and racked up millions of views, with people trying to decipher every word.
[H/T: lolita]
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The images appear to be AI-upscaled or altered versions of the original note shared by the hotel. The note reads: "Thank you for a restful stay at your beautiful resort. The “Maria” cast had a lovely time here. With love, Angelina Jolie."
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Idk what political candidate needs to hear this, but I’ve never ever ever voted for a candidate because they sent me a mass text spamming me. Please stop doing that shit.
My boss left me in charge. It’s my first day as full on manager by myself and she just texted me all the systems are down. Babe. This WOULD happen to me. 😂
Come to Indy, bestie. I’m trying to get my oontz oontz on.
if I bring popstar on tour which cities should I come to? 👀
Lmk — drop.cobrand.com/d/Tinashe/p…
