Nem 🌸

i charge my carts with my laptop charger and i genuinely believe it makes them hit better. living my truth

i didn’t know they were abt to play in my face

SHES BACKKKK @darlingnutmeg

twitter killed @darlingnutmeg for being too ahead of her time (they’re backdating age verification to the time of account creation…..)

me when i tell my friend about a sensitive closed friend circle disagreement and get the notification for her vague tweeting about it

opened at 4am 4 days in a row, 3 day bender incoming

first day at work they left me and the girl i was shadowing ALONE i fucked up so many peoples mornings today

my gummy bear flavored lip balm is NOT meshing with my spicy ramen.

period mood swings gotta go cause why did i pet a dog while passing a petco and then cry when i had to walk away. if that wasn’t enough, i got home and looked at the picture of the dog and cried for AN HOUR. SOBBING. YA KNOW WHAT NO ITS NOT MY PERIOD ITS THE DOG HE WAS PERFECT

me when my professor takes 15 points off my assignment for not turning in a part that i turned in (and have since double checked and yes i turned it in)

trying to do this adobe illustrator assignment and i’m lowkirk about to dedicate my time to making one of those zip file bombs and submitting that instead