Rubyist Muso, dog adorist. I like dumb movies and long, agile walks to the kitchen. Call me what you want but consider carefully what you call others. Big love.

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Joined September 2013
This thread speaks volumes about inclusive hiring practises, good, bad and ugly. Focussing on hoop jumping and "every waking hour" programmers subsets your hiring pool in the worst way. When recruiting we should focus on completeness as a human and that can take many forms. xitter.cf/aprilwensel/status/970…
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van Egmond in there doing…..nothing really. Again. Gustavsson proving risk aversion is an A+ strategy to underperformance. Turning the girls into Midtildas.
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Put’s a real, active striker on in Hayman and within seconds. Goal. 🤦🏻‍♂️🥴
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Let me just loop in “FUCKING EVERYBODY” for context, so there is absolutely no hope of resolving this discussion before the sun implodes. #justCorporateThings
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the problem with work life balance discussion at companies with large age spreads is that everyone >30 just wants a fake high paying job so they can spend time with their families and everyone <30 wants to do Important Work to attach their identity to in the absence of love
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The latest spate of redundancies is interestingly lop sided. Had a look for all the announcements of board member resignations and just couldn't find any. It's really strange? It's almost like boards can push CEOs into scaling strategies bordering on lunacy without consequence.
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The next greatest threat to the retail sector surely has to be shop owners sharing their piss weak views on whether Covid is real or not. As much as I dislike online shopping, it’s becoming ever more attractive to avoid dealing with The Dumbs.
Can we find the dog kicker?
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We’ve spent more than 40% of the last 18 months in lockdown. I’m exhausted. I’m angry. I am constantly oscillating between near tears and wanting to burn everything.
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The fact thay we see a spike in cases after everyone of these shithead festivals is even worse. Cunts.
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The only thing bringing me joy right now is dogs and watching the vacinnation % rise. If you can get jabbed please do.
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Tautoko! I support this petition. Ka pai @whaeadeb @Rawiri_Waititi @tautokai
#NewZealand #MāoriParty launches petition to change country's name to #Aotearoa. @whaeadeb #TheWorld @bevvo14
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Buying anything from Kogan is like npm install for emails. Fucking firehose. Calm. Down.
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At least in locky, a warm toilet seat is attributable to someone you are comfortable sharing butt warmth with. #lockdownThoughts
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Replying to @Telstra
@Telstra Switched me to NBN, didn't tell me it would halve my download speed, didn't tell me they expected me to continue paying the same rate. A rate $20per more month than a faster plan. When questioned, they admitted this and offered my current plan, but $10 more expensive.
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Honestly? Ya'll are jokers.
What is going on in your head when you throw an illegal engagement party, in a lockdown? Then your guests are shown to have been covid positive? I hope your eyelashes fall out and are replaced by cocktail sausages. Ya fucking flog.
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How long has Liam Neeson been the American Women’s coach?