𝙇𝙤𝙡𝙖 𝘼𝙩𝙡𝙖𝙨

D is for "Denial". 🔒

US girlies what banks are we using that don’t discriminate? Doing some research. 💗

I find it incredibly rude when people make selfish financial decisions (unless they revolve around me.)

Omar’s obsessed. Not sure whether my dominance reminds him of his overbearing mother, or if he’s still desperately seeking the approval of his perpetually absent father… Either way, every time pay day rolls around, I’m $2k richer. Psychology is fascinating, isn’t it?

What do you mean you took a sick day? I don’t recollect authorising that. 🙂

Your wife doesn’t need to know.

Love a man who’s good with money… As long as he’s equally as passionate about parting with it. 🫶

To think there was a time I felt the need to “justify” buying something… Now I just wonder which wallet gets the privilege of reimbursing me. 🙂

49% of my $10k Luxury Getaway funded… yum. Imagine being so obsessed that you willingly spin a wheel just to pay for things you’ve already reimbursed? Like this clown. 🤡↓ Keep spinning, spiralling, and spoiling me… addicts. I want MORE. 😵‍💫🌀🤤

Our relationship is the perfect amount of give and take. For example, I give you permission to take me shopping. 😚🫶

Top tip. Ask men questions. They’ll think you care.

You wake up. You go to work. You spend your money. And then what? How terribly uninspiring. Many people go through life never realising their full potential simply because they’ve never found someone worth striving for. Until someone like you, meets someone like me. Suddenly, earning more has a purpose. Working harder becomes exciting. Your ambition reaches heights you never thought possible. And why? Because you’ve discovered that there’s something far more fulfilling than living for yourself. Living for me.

Imagine taking out a mortgage and then sending me the entire amount. Now do it.

I swear. The less you care about making money, the more you make.

His family thinks I’m his long distance girlfriend. In reality, I’m his most expensive recurring expense. 🙂

Receipt Reimbursement Wheel! 🌀 $10 per spin. 🎰 16 reimbursements ranging from $8 to $300. ATMs, start dispensing! 🤖💸

The problem is, I’m attracted to the scrawny, nerdy, socially awkward, charming type… But whenever you boys fantasise about being fncuck3d, I get the distinct impression you’re imagining some outrageously hung muscle man. Which, frankly, my sapiosexual tendencies simply cannot tolerate. 🥲😭

Happy Halloween! 👻🎃 Currently preparing for all of today’s jumpscares to take the form of my send notifs going absolutely BERSERK. I can feel it in my bones… 💀💸😱

Fulfilled. Drinks were way more expensive than I thought though. Oops. Another $200 should suffice. 👻💀🎃

I meant in USD dummies. In fact, round it up to $400.