God of Limericks

A conspiratorial deluge Has #TRUMP seeking refuge This dope, once empowered Is being deflowered His impeachment is gonna be #YUGE.

#Trump serves up secrets on platters Our Rule of Law now in tatters Democratic decline #POTUS Asenine Oh yeah, I forgot, #nothingmatters

#Trumprussia #Trumprussia #Trumprussia #Trumprussia #Trumprussia #Trumprussia #ComeyFiring #ComeyFiring Happened cause he wants to hush ya

$1.1 trillion in spending @US_HouseOfReps are recommending It's about what #TRUMP's paid O'er the years to get laid A sign the US is ending.

A man deprived of his sleep To his wife, started to weep But got no sympathy. "You weren't up more than me, You ungrateful son of a bleep."

Trump wants to tariff #softwood From Canada, says it'd be good He's reducing a threat To his ego I bet To his flaccid third leg, understood?

Each trip to his Florida spot Costs taxpayers an awful lot On this #TaxDay I'm inclined to say #TaxTrumpTrips so they aren't all for naught

Creating diversions is cake When bombs drop for cripes' sake Perhaps we won't notice Russia ties 2 #POTUS As Trump tries to make others ache

Attention Asians, mulattos It seems you've lost our seat lotto We'll ask you to leave With one great big heave #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

#Spicer, the "truth" inventor Just coined "Holocaust Center" Sounds like a store That sells torture & more And gasses many who enter

Can't make a man leave his seat? Give him a tug by his feet He'll likely protest To beat him is best Say the folks of @united air fleets

Last night 2 teams met on the court Made a go at playing a sport Refs got in the way To ensure we could say 'Twas the worst game of its sort

There once was a man named #Flynn Who with Russians, had many ins He's offered to squeal For an immunity deal & reveal #Trump's darkest sins

Just 1/3 the people agree, Approving of #Trump's presidency. It's his lowest rate yet, But it's a sure bet, His nadir, we have yet to see.

A man named @PaulManafort Helped #Trump & #Putin, in short Right here in our land With $10mil in hand It's possible we'll see him in court

A king who was bored on the throne Asked Why have I been left alone Is it 2 much a hassle 2 do a quick castle U know I can't move on my own

Leftovers from #PiDay meals Include chicken & cherries f'realz Can't wait to begin I'll shove it right in My mouth bout to get #ALLTHEFEELS

Areas, diameters and more This lil' number helps us keep score In quite the endeavor He goes on forever Happy #PiDay, 3.14!

An idea for funding #TrumpCare: Make all buy @IvankaTrump's wares Put sales tax toward credits Advertise it on @Reddit To make us all aware.

She cares for the kids every day In a caring & unselfish way It's easy to see How #SheInspiresMe My wife gives, doesn't take, she's my bae.