Hell~oooo darlings!~ I’m Zaphira, but can call me mom. Grandma works too, as does mommy ♡ Constantly doing paperwork, I’m absolutely in need of stress relief, or a cutie who doesn’t mind an under-the-desk job~

V much so want but can’t spend rn sadge

I know it's only been an hour but DAMN this flopped

Post your sona / muse in the comments below for momma to rate them! Please don't take low ratings personally, I'm VERY VERY picky.

Me and who?

AHEM. No words need to be said, you know what to do lovelies ♡

She's just gonna need him to sign here... And here.... Aaaand heere!~

Just incase anyone wants to spoil 🖤💋

I thought we agreed upon NOT reading the fine print sweetheart. There’s only a dozen pages of it.

Yes this is baiting for applications in the comments. Get to it cuties~

Grandmommy is taking applications for an under desk stress reliever while she does her paperwork~ Just sign here, and ignore the fine print, m’kay darling?~ ♡

Builds like this >

The 𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄 old lady tilted her head to the side. ⠀⠀⠀ “ Like tanning oil , right ? ”

Gosh… this old goat really needs to get more art…

Catching the hag at the beach! She’s gonna need someone to slather sunscreen all over her ♡