I welcomed you to the world of Pokemon GO. I helped you choose your team. And you repay me with pidgeys. So. Many. Pidgeys.

Kanto
Joined August 2016
I bet you've got some deplorable stuff in your internet history, and we'll find it #broadbandprivacy @SenateMajLdr searchinternethistory.com/
What is love without patience (#Blanche), passion (#Candela), and spontaneity (#Spark)? It's nothing. That's why we must all get along. 😊
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Stay tuned for pics of me at NDK 2016 in Denver!
Professor Willow has been giving out pokecandies today at NDK #PokemonGO @ Nan Desu Kan Artists… instagram.com/p/BJ34Q7qjAl5/ – at Denver, CO
There's a Tauros that spawns near my office with some frequency, but I can never find him. #BullsNotBirds #PokemonGO
Professor Willow retweeted
Replying to @Clairiee_
@Clairiee_ @TeamMysticPGO – at Dundalk, MD
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Trainers, please stop asking your team leaders, my assistants, to check out your phallic-named pokémon. That requires a doctor. #ImADoctor
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BTW, I'll have everyone know that the poké-candies I make from your unloved pidgeys and rattatas is certified kosher.
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Have you ever tasted a poké-candy? They're sour-sweet. You know, because you sent me a pokémon to kill in order to make it. You monster.
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Video of an awesome Spark cosplayer at Otakon helping a new trainer! facebook.com/proxisanadventu…
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Replying to @TeamMysticPGO
Go Mystic! Congrats on the Onix!
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One of my fellow Denver trainers had a really good day xitter.cf/MysticDenver/status/76…
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And with this, Instinct becomes my favorite. "I like... I like Spark!" xitter.cf/SparkLeaderr/status/76…
Everyday, we stray further, and further from God
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I like this version of the circle redesign even more. Come on, @NianticLabs @PokemonGoApp xitter.cf/PokemonGoNews/status/7…
#PokemonGO Idea: The tracker could be a compass showing the direction/distance of Pokémon. via u/themightyseer
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#TeamMystic #TeamValor #TeamInstinct @TeamMysticPGO @MysticDenver A wild Blastoise has appeared!
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Professor Willow retweeted
Trainers, some iOS users may experience difficulties updating Pokémon GO from version 1.1.0 or earlier. To resolve: goo.gl/LYEK6e
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Here's the latte art I've been missing 😉 #PokemonGo #Pokemon
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