My superpower is choosing the wrong line at checkouts.

North Mos Eisley Middle School
Joined December 2008
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america, you got this
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So, we're all supposed to just work the next 72 hours? 🫠
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Trump presenting a strong closing argument for why he should be elected 3rd Grade Class President.
Replying to @atrupar
Trump: "Guys like Adam Schifty Schiff, these are corrupt people. Watermelon head. He's got the smallest neck I've ever seen. I don't know how the hell it can hold up that enlarged watermelon head. What an ugly guy both inside and out."
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What did 100 women say when asked their go-to shampoo?
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You were warned
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Former Georgia county commissioner, Rebecca Hood, and her husband Scott, have both been arrested for the physical & sexual abuse of their adopted children.
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Friday at last…
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Big day for Steve today!
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Happy Otterween!!!
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Don't worry, Steve, you'll work it out...
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Not with Aaron Judge in the playoffs
New York is a swing state
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Stephen A. Smith to Hannity: "I know you're not talking about someone being lucid and cogent and enunciating their thoughts with clarity and you're bragging about Donald Trump. We can't be watching the same stuff if that's what you're doing!"
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😹😹😹😹😹😹 GO #NYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We’re back
Your 2024 American League Champions: The New York Yankees.
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May we once again re-introduce, The Generational, Juan Soto.
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Well, that was certainly Juan to remember. #RepBX
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This Land is Our Land.
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