The Mandela Effect is a ludicrous conspiracy theory. That having been said, I could swear Gene Wilder died a few years ago. Anyone else?
Replying to @thirstingdragon
Whadaya know? Still got it. @thirstingdragon @silentdescant
In light of recent anatomical findings regarding Hitler, I think it's safe to say: Trump's micro-penis is highly probable.
I. Love. Her. xitter.cf/rawstory/status/703367…
Susan Sarandon: Hillary Clinton should stop playing 'the female victim card' ow.ly/YOwhY
Remember the blizzard, guys? When we were all like, "The blizzard is happening!" And, "things about the blizzard!"
But if black people boycott the Oscars, won't that just make it whiter? I say, organize a blackzkrieg!
Wait, the phrase is, "Netflix and CHILL?" On an unrelated topic, anyone have thoughts on the best place to dump a body?
Rest in peace? Pfft. Somewhere on Mars, Bowie's wearing red shoes, dancing the blues. We're just lucky he spent any time with us at all.
Brad Bell retweeted
Joining the #IAWTVAwards, #Pioneer @JaneEspenson & @GoCheeksGo, @TeamHusbands. Buy tickets: ow.ly/Lm1SM
You know, presenting an award, in some ways, is more fun than winning one. Like, you show up. Make someone's night. You're done! #ISA6
Not everyone can pull off a Manilow parody for an opening monologue, but @ericmartsolf killed it! @ISAwards #ISA6
For all you PR enthusiasts, today's "Bieber Confides in Stranger" headline is a fine example of a humanizing publicity stunt. (Did it work?)
Proving there's still some authenticity in music, Ms. Shirley Manson has written a letter to Kanye: variety.com/2015/music/news/… Spot on. @garbage



