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If the Blues win the cup, I’m getting a tattoo of the cup on my asscheek with the year on it
Vikings defense has to be sick. Bills started their first two drives at midfield and came away with zero points including a 50 yard INT return and their offense just goes out there and gives the ball right back
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This rocks. Now if we could get the refs to keep the flag in their pocket when someone celebrates against Oregon by shooting ducks we’d be onto something.
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This was still 100% intentional to this day debate a wall. Did he mean to slice his throat? Probably not. Did he mean to leg whip him? Absolutely yes. It’s a joke he isn’t rotting in jail right now.
🇬🇧 Three years ago today, Matt Petgrave 👨🏽 lifted his skate into the throat of Adam Johnson 👨🏻 and killed him.
He was the league's dirtiest player, but no charges were ever brought.
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Garrett Wilson for a first and get Tyreek in the building for league minimum and this loss doesn’t hurt one bit. Nobody is open and when teams don’t respect your pass game they can shut down the run game. The Chiefs needed one of these to open some eyes in the front office.
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That doesn’t even cover the amount of births. It’s a net negative. 50 million deportations minimum by the time he leaves office or it was a failure. Some people think trump is too radical. He’s gonna lose me as a supporter be he’s not radical enough.
Trump administration carried out approximately 980,000 deportations in its first 18 months, per Reuters.
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The suspected thieves:
JUST IN: Police have confirmed more than 200 packages filled with PSA-graded cards valued at nearly $1 million were stolen from a FedEx truck.
Value is expected to rise as more packages are investigated.
Details are free to read on @TheAthletic: nytimes.com/athletic/7705932…
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Firm HOA hater here. Your HOA is doing the whole neighborhood a solid. If you give out those full size candy bars… Next year a swarm of 2003 Chrysler town & country minivans will show up and your neighborhood will be overrun
My HOA sent me a letter requesting that I stop handing out full-size candy bars for Halloween this year.
-Fun-size bars are usually 15–25¢ each.
-Full-size are around 75¢–$1.
Most people give out 2–3 fun-size anyway, so the real difference is often only a few cents per kid.
Am I crazy, or is it weird for an HOA to police this?
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Crowding the glass during warmups as a grown adult at an NHL game is weirdo behavior I said what I said
Made a mistake buying front row tickets, I have grown ass adults (not children, grown adults) enclosing in on my personal space
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Pre-game warm-up crowding at the glass by fans from upper/lower sections is standard NHL practice, explicitly permitted at T-Mobile Arena where ushers allow movement to the boards regardless of ticket location.
blog.ticketmaster.com/going-to-nhl-g…
thehockeywriters.com/video-20-unwri…
gamedayguides.com/t-mobile-arena…
Aikman sucks donkey balls anyway. Get Romo in the booth with a 12 pack and his car keys.
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman had an argument before Monday night's Rams-Bills game over tension surrounding their ESPN contract situations, per @sportsrapport.
Buck recently agreed to a new 6-year deal worth approximately $108M, while Aikman has yet to receive an extension offer. Aikman's contract expires after this season, and his future at ESPN remains uncertain.
The disagreement eventually de-escalated, and the two went on to call the game without viewers noticing anything unusual.
More: frontofficesports.com/articl…
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