@GoAbsturd

A super serious project with realistic goals on Robinhood Chain. Turn your Abstract XP into a weird little NFT with $ABS inside & so much more.

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Joined October 2026
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We're fitting 4 years of pre-TGE experiences into 4 days. Stay active.
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Where are you on the Drop Board? This leaderboard showcases the distribution of the coming $ABS drop.
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The king is dead, long live the king! Abstract XP users - your TGE is coming. You have until October 23 5:22 PM UTC to bind your Robinhood wallet, mint your Abstract Badges (and newer badges), and max out your drop scores with an Absturd. $ABS will goes live on the 23rd.
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To qualify for the drop, You need to link your AGW with a receiving Robinhood Chain wallet. Your score is determined by your Abstract XP, Badges, and if you own an Absturd. Start here: abs.wtf/drop
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The king is dead, long live the king! Abstract XP users - your TGE is coming. You have until October 23 5:22 PM UTC to bind your Robinhood wallet, mint your Abstract Badges (and newer badges), and max out your drop scores with an Absturd. $ABS will goes live on the 23rd.
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Live drop leaderboard is here. abs.wtf/drop

The Drop | Absturd

Your XP. Your badges. Your little weirdo. Build Drop Points, get a 10× holder boost and join the Absturd arrival.

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A new badge is available. Burn 50 $KONA and earn this exclusive badge that adds 250 points to your wallet. We built this as a factory mechanism to support badge creation for any similar Abstract token, which would you want to see next?
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Try it here! abs.wtf/retire

Token keepsakes | Absturd

Give your Abstract tokens a new chapter. Retire tokens and collect soulbound badges on Robinhood.

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We have received significant hate for attempting to do this, and as devoted DeFi builders running the chain's major money market and stableswap with ZERO hacks or user lost funds trying to make Abstract work the last 16 months, we simply don't have it in us to fight needless battles (even if we can be pricks lol). Either way, we will maintain Absturd to allow users to showcase their Abstract Badges and surface easily accessible ABIs for other builders. NFTs will still get revealed.
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Temperature check. Before we set out with full launch, XP/Badge airdrops (YES AIRDROPS), and NTFfi mechanics - want to ask, should we bother? Choices are: A) Refund and we all say goodbye to the Abstract journey. B) Keep going and tell us more about this airdrop.
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See where you are on the leaderboard. abs.wtf/leaderboard

The badge board | Absturd

Meet the collectors. Explore the Absturd badge leaderboard, current onchain scores and every earned achievement on Robinhood Chain.

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Badge leaderboards are live. Mint your exact Abstract Badge collection on Absturd, with each Badge now carrying a specific point amount based on the cost/difficulty of earning it. Higher Badge scored accounts will benefit in what's to come.
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Your Abstract badges live on in Absturd. Every badge tells a story. The projects you found. The things you tried. The time you put in. Connect your Abstract account, then mint your eligible badges to your Robinhood wallet. Your history. A new home. abs.wtf/porthole
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Some badges cost more than gas. You gave something up to earn them. That part of your Pudgy story deserves to live on. Box Burnooor + Mystery Boxoooor, reimagined in Absturd. Connect your Abstract account. Mint your eligible badges to Robinhood.
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Oh, and we built our NFT marketplace dedicated to Absturd's ecosystem. Fees generated in the Absturd Marketplace will partly pay out to Absturd NFT holders who are boarding $ABS. abs.wtf/market
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Jaded and simply can't stop complaining? Skip your exclusive mint and instead wait for an Absturd Ghost. These NFTs carry no $ABS and have a board seat (fee reward) level of 0 to start, so you'll need to buy $ABS on Robinhood Chain and burn it into your Ghost to unlock earning.
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Mint here. Remember, 50% of proceeds go towards full-range locked liquidity on Robinhood Chain. Once $ABS launches, we will will reveal your PFPs and begin the next phase of the protocol. abs.wtf/cross

Your crossing | Absturd

Explore how your Abstract XP shapes your Absturd crossing, ABS allocation and estimated price.

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All that Abstract XP you spent years farming can now be used. Mint your Abstard now, priced according to your XP amount. Higher XP Abstracts = better NFT stats. Minted NFTs drip $ABS over 180 days and exclusively receive fee flows from Abstard on Robinhood Chain.
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You didn't think you were done with badges, did you? But, what if badges came with clear reward outcomes... First badge will be made available for minting an Absturd.
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Over 1,000,000,000 XP has been locked. Higher.
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Get your Robinhood Wallet situated and use it to create your username to chat. abs.wtf/cross

Your crossing | Absturd

Explore how your Abstract XP shapes your Absturd crossing, ABS allocation and estimated price.

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