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Joined November 2013
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Can’t wait for my new car to come in 🤘🤘
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I’m predicting the bull run has started. Slow climb for for the next couple years, with a blow off top 2029-2030 Patterns are too uncanny every cycle, and I’ve now lived through every single crypto cycle.
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Financial gurus weave stoic teachings Into their grift. Because the extraction hurts. They are conditioning you give up more money. The promise is you endure and it pays off someday. The truth is, you don’t. You’re extraction. You just endure the extraction longer.
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Can you please wake up. The successful accounts on CT Post for engagement Not for you to win
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When you’re part of a group- Does it win harder than it ever was?
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They guy who spends all day on x smoking pot, playing video games, lives in their grandmas basement Telling you to buy memecoins is probably not the person you should be getting financial advice from
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$FAPCOIN up 2x since I called it in my private chat. If you want in just comment totally free. I’m on X lightly until the bull market is in full swing
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Glitch retweeted
The deserves some more play time xitter.cf/fapcoin_cto/status/209…
KNOW WHERE YOU COME FROM WE HAVE BEEN FAPPING ARE FAPPING WILL BE FAPPING TRUE TESTAMENT OF TIME. solana:8vGr1eX9vfpootWiUPYa5kYoGx9bTuRy2Xc4dNMrpump
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Just buy meme coins. Get rich. It’s that easy.
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Glitch retweeted
The complexity stays underneath. On screen, you choose an asset and approve the trade. Underneath, Byrrgis uses Universal Accounts to bring account access across supported chains together with live market data and token risk signals. You do not have to manage each system separately or lose the information that matters. The interface stays simple. The trade stays informed. X Space Monday, 9PM UTC. Don’t miss it: byrrgis.com
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it's that time of the day ( again ) locked in.
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Join our FOMO Fap family
The CTO of $Fapcoin has always been built on trust and transparency. Wallets shared, supply locked for 6 months and that gave us the opportunity to build together, rather than being afraid someone was scamming. After 10 months, the Fap Club is stronger than ever. Trust is higher than ever. With a lot of big holders moving to the @FOMO platform, we are showing who we are and add accountability and transparency on our holdings. Meet us at FOMO. fomo.family/coin?address=8vG…
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Jack doing a space, come and listen xitter.cf/i/spaces/1MJgNbalvRYGL

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If you can’t DCA $30 into $BTC everyday everyday, you shouldn’t be touching memes. You aren’t ready.
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How can there be so many crypto bros who’ve been doing this for so long STILL selling at the bottom and buying into the top. If you’re going in 30 and haven’t made it out of grandmas basement, you done fucked up.
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The real IQ test is how much $BTC you hold
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Glitch retweeted
Calm trading is a feature. Crypto feels loud. It does not have to feel chaotic. Clarity on where your funds are, what rules are set, and what risks are visible makes trading calmer by default. Byrrgis is built for traders who want that kind of clarity more than another source of noise. What would reduce your trading stress more: fewer steps or clearer information?
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Stack $BTC. Dont listen to these “influencers” gas lighting you with their fake follower count and botted views. The meme coins they tell you buy will Keep you in your grandmas basement, just like them
LATEST: 📊 Trump Media reported a $360.6M digital asset loss in H1 2026, pledging to adopt a "more disciplined" Bitcoin treasury strategy to manage volatility going forward.
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Big market cap. Tiny exit door. A token can look massive on paper and still have very little liquidity available to absorb a sell. Market cap is price multiplied by circulating supply. Liquidity is what determines how easily you can actually enter or exit. One looks impressive on the token page. The other decides how painful the trade can become. Byrrgis checks liquidity depth and lock status before you trade. Be first: byrrgis.com
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People telling you bull market is already starting are A) scammers B) dumb C) wrong D) live in their grandmas basement
Weekends are disappearing from crypto volume. Weekend sessions ran 52% below weekdays in July. The gap was 35% in May and 44% in June. Three months, three records. Peak day: Wednesday July 29 at $173B. Quietest: Saturday July 18 at $49B.
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