I stick comics in fools' mugs and they're all like Who the fuck are you? and I'm all like Yeah buddy https://xitter.cf/t.co/56jB75KfMf
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Happy Father's Day to @Glavin13 , my best friend and the best father anyone could ever hope for. Love you Dad.
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Happy World Dracula Day! 🧛♂️ 🌍 If My Dad is Dracula makes your world a better place, comment, share, follow, and turn on notifications to help support your dear old Dracula dad! #WorldDraculaDay
So @extrafabulous sent me an incredible poster which now I can't find of course. So here's a picture of the tube it came in. When I find the poster I'll tweet it out.
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"Okay Marge, you hide in the abandoned amusement park. Lisa, the pet cemetery. Bart, spooky roller disco. And I’ll go skinny dipping in that lake where the sexy teens were killed one hundred years ago tonight."
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In North Carolina, President Trump claims "everybody knows" that Dr. Fauci, who has worked under presidents from both parties, is a Democrat. His voter registration:
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we cant WHAT????
The best way to protect birds and the places they need is to make sure you vote this fall. Join us and bird lovers across the country and pledge to vote for the birds: ow.ly/jq5d30rb5ja #BirdsTellUs
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ok human u have one job and it is wait lemme check the list hm oh here is,, “DONT BURN THE SKY”
