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My reaction when I see my wife telling the kids how important it is to be patient and to apologize when being wrong.
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"business-casual tits" has been added to the lexicon
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Yup this is that “drunk as hell but you just did a bump to help you lock-in” walk
I love the story being told on the runway. You can see exactly who this collection was made for. The girls who go to the Afters.
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still blows my mind that people ride bikes while I'm out drinking and driving
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That “boys with big butts” tweet has been making miracles happen on my timeline 🙏🥹😇
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The Fifth Element (1997) sounds absurd on paper. A neon sci-fi opera with a flying-cab driver, a supreme being in bandages, and Chris Tucker dressed like the future of radio. Yet Luc Besson turns it into pure movie magic.
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Clue (1985) had every reason to fail. A board game adaptation with multiple endings sounded like a gimmick. Instead it became one of the sharpest ensemble comedies ever made, with timing, performances, and chaos that still land perfectly.
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When I was 16 my dad took me to his place of work to steal copper wiring to sell for weed and alcohol. Absolutely.
