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Pedalling, running, walking. Tooting. Side hustle managing the NHS. Now with added Brownsea Island. Women’s Health.

London, England
Joined September 2018
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Policeman checking his phone at the football. When you spot it… 🤣👀
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Oh God. I have no words. 🤭 – at Hammersmith, London
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Why won’t people talk about slow ghosts? Because they’re the last taboo. – at Exeter, England
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My statement on being confronted in a pub today: tinyurl.com/ybdt9axd
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“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap “I can see that,” responds judge
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The Glitoris (2017) by Sydney artist Alli Sebastian Wolf, scale model of a clitoris. 8000 nerve endings in the tip of the clitoris alone-double the amount in a penis and the only body part which has the sole purpose of pleasure #womensart
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Photographer Dorothea Lange with her camera in California, 1938 whose work humanized the consequences of the Great Depression and influenced the development of documentary photography #womensart
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My cat’s face when I brush him.... – at Hammersmith, London
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Women! Stay at home, do the ironing, look after the children, clean the house and turn your clocks back 60 years. To think, this actually got through Government sign-off.
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I went to @Brownseablog and I accidentally took more than 300 photos of red squirrels. Je regrette rien. 🤷‍♀️@JOwenEco @spottyscope @WildOnTheRoad – at Merton, London
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Perhaps business ethics should be less about giving back and more about taking less.
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Think this is the best one I've seen 😂
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Absolutely LOVE @Nigella_Lawson for making this her recipe of the day today
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Scottish humour.
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Your daily reminder: Wash your hands.
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What if you only whore as a hobby? – at Paddington, London
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