GioMartinez

How come airports only sell the same crappy neck pillows? I miss my @TrtlTravel 😭

Vamos GALAXY!!!!!!

Hey Joe, make shit happen. We're gonna be on you from day 2 (you can have day 1). It's a job so get ready to work. #biden

Just split it. This idea was really just a tenuous arrangement in order to fight the british anyways. This is what happens when you just draw an imaginary line around several fundamentally different cultures and call it a country. It's been backfiring on empires for millennia.

Regardless of the results, the electoral college has to go. #killtheelectoralcollege #noelectoralcollege

If you got stuck with 90's pencil thin eyebrows and never found the right time to grow them out. THIS WAS IT!! You have no excuses now.

If I were a plastic surgeon that specialized in giving strippers nose jobs my practice would be called Spearmint Rhinoplasty. That is all.

I saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall tonight. Now I sing every song in puppet Dracula voice. Wife is thrilled.

Is it just me, or is 2020 just Curtis Blows "The Breaks" incarnate? But worse.

Chivas 2.0 goes down again!!!! Go GALAXY!!! #ElTrafico

LA Galaxy with the shut out!! #eltraffico This is where the turnaround begins.

You know in crime movies when one person looks at the other and just gives a quick glance and then they both know exactly what to do from just a look?! Am I supposed to go "oooooh." And just get what happened?

If you think giving everyone $600 makes it hard on businesses because they can't find people to work, think how much harder it will be on businesses without the $600, when they can't find people buy their products and services.

Me, broke as hell, trying not to notice that everything is on sale everywhere online. #coronabroke #whyiseverytgingonsalenow

If the south held the president to the same standards it holds it's college football coaches he would've been gone in year one.

We should just hold the Olympics on Wakanda. #wakandaforever #wakanda2020