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May The Force Be Live Long & Prosper With You 🖖 Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!! AMDG

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined January 2010
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now THIS is innovation that excites
Cinema app design that shows you the view from your seat before you book.
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holy shit lando did put his whole damn head into the sparklers i thought it was just the angle
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Nemu ini digallery dan speechless bacanya 🙂
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JAJAJJAJAJAJA EL CM DE MCLAREN capturado en 4k hd
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🚨 RED FLAG THE DRONE JUST CRASHED 😭😭😭
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He knows a grand total of three people in his life
Jennifer garner and Ben Affleck reunite in 1st photos since he admitted to regretting thier divorce
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Day 1 pake capcut pro
Throwing it back to Max’s incredible comeback in São Paulo in 2024 🤩 #F1 #BrazilGP
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Nih sekalian ya aku kasih tau kalo lewat jalur ilegal di Australia: - kalian selamanya gak akan bisa beli aset/rumah - gak bisa punya asuransi kesehatan (ini banyak bgt yang akhirnya sakit berat/meninggal, yang ngurusin komunitas diaspora yang legal) - kalian gak bisa traveling keluar australia (kalo keluar lgsg kena ban 5 tahun gak bisa masuk) - gak bisa kerja legal karena gak punya working rights - rentan kena eksploitasi employer nakal (gaji di bawah UMR, gaji gak dibayarkan, dana pensiun gak dibayarkan) - gak bisa klaim kembalian pajak (krn gajinya cash) - gak bisa apply kredit, akun bank kamu bisa dinon-aktifkan kapan aja - gak bisa nyetir di australia - gak bisa sekolah - gak bisa apply visa lain on-shore kalo kalian ketauan stay illegal - gak bisa ketemu keluarga selamanya, dan anggota keluarga kamu yg satu KK gak bisa masuk ke Australia (ketauan kalo km overstayer) Banyak hal lainnya. Kalo ada yang mau nambahin boleh.
yang udah bosan jadi WNI, kakak ini spill caranya dan ga harus orang have. keren banget sih mana ga pelit ilmunya, pantes kakaknya bisa jadi WNA
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WN India, Malaysia, China udah mulai susah masuk Australia karena banyak warganya masuk lewat jalur ilegal. WN Filipina banyak masuk pakai jalur Nurse, partner visa dll, jarang bgt yang ilegal. Indonesia visa levelnya di Australia udah mulai pulih, please jangan ditambah susah lagi buat WNI buat masuk ke Australia pakai jalur ilegal. Lagian itu orang India & China yg pada masuk ilegal pun mereka siap keluar duit ratusan juta sampe milyaran. Orang Indo maunya ilegal, gak mau keluar modal, terus dipoint out malah bilang crab mentality. Lu apa-apa crab mentality. Pantesan presiden lu wowoque. Orang indo banyak kok yg share dan bantu2 warganya di LN, coba lah main ke forum2 indo di LN. Tapi jgn pernah bawa-bawa behaviour Indo ke LN, malu-maluin. Contoh pernah ada yg nanya gmn caranya biar GAK BAYAR TILANG, minta tolong di forum krn ketauan IMIGRASI pake data PAYSLIP EXPIRED, ngakalin overstay, dll. Oh iya, bukannya diaspora gak mau bantu, tau gak banyak banget yg minta bantu aku dari indo itu maunya terima beres. Begitu disuruh ielts, bikin sertifikasi ini-bikin itu, jawabannya "ah ribet bgt, gak ada gt yg lgsg kasih sponsor" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 mental misqueen dan korup susah breee
Bagi sebagian WNI, pasti bakal bilang “ih itu kan ilegal” blablabla. Tapi enggak bagi WN India, China, Filipina. Diaspora mereka bener2 kompak sampe mereka saling bantu membantu supaya bisa tinggal Legal di negara lain dengan layak.
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ngawur banget tipsnya. visa turis gabisa buat kerja ya anjir, kalo ketahuan lu bisa dideportasi. kalo berhasil kerja pun dan kenapa kenapa di kantor lu bakal susah ngajuin asuransi karena lu jatohnya ilegal
yang udah bosan jadi WNI, kakak ini spill caranya dan ga harus orang have. keren banget sih mana ga pelit ilmunya, pantes kakaknya bisa jadi WNA
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Ilmu yg jelek yg merugikan WNI lain yg lagi berjuang di jalan lurus. Gw tau pemerintah anjing, tapi kalian jgn kayak anjing jg ya. Ini salah satu knp paspor Indonesia lemah. Gobloknya kecurangan ini dipertontonkan. Ga ada bedanya sama pemerintah, halalin segala cara. Cupuuuu. – at Gubeng, Indonesia
yang udah bosan jadi WNI, kakak ini spill caranya dan ga harus orang have. keren banget sih mana ga pelit ilmunya, pantes kakaknya bisa jadi WNA
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Bedain antara diaspora bantu prosedur (positif) dan diaspora ngakalin aturan (negatif). Ini yang dipakai contoh malah diaspora India dan China yg lagi kena sentimen negatif. Apalagi India, karena terkenal ngakalin aturan. Malah dijadiin contoh sama Netizen Indonesia Raya.
Bagi sebagian WNI, pasti bakal bilang “ih itu kan ilegal” blablabla. Tapi enggak bagi WN India, China, Filipina. Diaspora mereka bener2 kompak sampe mereka saling bantu membantu supaya bisa tinggal Legal di negara lain dengan layak.
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FYI lore Ganjar raja bokep bermula dari orang di Facebook ngerakit PC buat ngoding pake casing Simbadda murah
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Tebak kenapa Pak SBY lebih milih nge-tweet daripada wa Prabowo langsung 👀
Kok jadi begini negara kita. Kok begini liar politik kita. Sepertinya untuk mendapatkan kekuasaan (political power) cara apapun dibenarkan. Tidak peduli baik atau buruk. Bermoral atau tidak bermoral. Saya khawatir kalau akhirnya rakyat merasa takut dan tidak tenteram hidup di negaranya sendiri.   Sebagai warga bangsa yang sangat mencintai negeri ini, seperti juga warga negara Indonesia yang lain, saya bermohon kepada Presiden Prabowo untuk menghidupkan kembali politik yang berkeadaban. Ini panggilan sejarah. Ini amanah rakyat. Semoga Tuhan memberikan kekuatan dan tuntunan kepada Pak Prabowo untuk menjalankan misi mulia ini. *SBY*
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I combined the two videos to add this because this is immediately what I hear in my mind when I watched it 😭
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Vettel when Kimi Raikkonen won 2007 WDC: "He turned up at Red Bull HQ, smoked all our cigars and cigarettes, drank Red Bull vodka and went home."
From Seb, to Kimi ❤️ Passing on love, advice, and the youngest-ever champion record #F1 #MexicoGP
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In Goblet of Fire, I wouldn’t have made Cedric Diggory the Hogwarts champion and martyr. I would have given that role to a Slytherin. Imagine a relatively unknown sixth- or seventh-year Slytherin being chosen by the Goblet of Fire. Let’s call him Callum MacGregor. Callum is over the moon. He isn’t a Quidditch player, so this is his chance to represent his house, show his resourcefulness and prove his ambition. But not everyone is happy. Remember Ron’s reaction when a Slytherin puts his name forward? “We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” At first, things play out much as they do in the book. The Slytherins are thrilled and start giving Harry even more grief than they did when Cedric was champion. Callum doesn’t take part in most of the teasing, but he’s still bitter that the other houses refuse to support him, even though he is the legitimate Hogwarts champion. Then Harry finds out about the dragons. He knows Callum is the only champion who hasn’t been warned, but he tells him anyway because it’s the right thing to do. Ron thinks Harry has lost his mind. Callum, meanwhile, tells the other Slytherins to ease up on the Potter Stinks badges. He feels a little indebted to Harry, even if he doesn’t want to owe Potter anything. Later, he helps Harry with the egg clue, just as Cedric did in the book. They aren’t friends, but they become cordial. Both understand that a Hogwarts victory is better than no victory at all. Harry might even find himself thinking, That Callum is all right… for a Slytherin. Then comes the maze. Krum attacks Callum, and Harry saves him. When they finally reach the Triwizard Cup, Harry is struggling with his broken leg and tells Callum to take it. But Callum refuses. He knows Harry would have beaten him in the second task if he hadn’t stopped to save the other hostages. “Krum would have finished me down here without your help!” Callum says. Harry suggests they take the Cup together. Callum agrees. A Gryffindor and a Slytherin, working together to bring the Triwizard victory back to Hogwarts. And then they arrive in the graveyard. Harry hears the voice speaking to Wormtail: “Kill the spare.” And he watches Wormtail murder Callum, the Slytherin he had slowly come to respect. That change would make the ending hit differently. It would blur the lines between Slytherins, Death Eaters and their victims. Callum wouldn't be a villain or a secret hero. He would simply be a Hogwarts student who happened to belong to Slytherin, and Voldemort would kill him without a second thought. And imagine Malfoy bragging about serving Voldemort on the Hogwarts Express in Half-Blood Prince after Voldemort had murdered the Slytherin champion in cold blood. That would give the scene an entirely different weight.
If you could add and/or rewrite some details in the Harry Potter books to depict Slytherin in a more positive light, what would they be?
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You made San Siro believe in magic. Tonight, the magic was all for you, @KAKA ❤️🥹
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Last standing celebrity member against the upper bleph nuke brigade. We must protect Léa Seydoux at all cost. Imagine she got her most beautiful feature removed by butcher surgeons?
Celebrity plastic surgeons be like “yeah you’re beautiful but what if you were perfect?” *removes beautiful features*
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