Real Gymnosperm 🌲 I shoot monocots on sight 🌾

Joined July 2022
Gingko retweeted
transfixed by the tiktok account of this laotian guy with a thick louisiana accent who was recently deported to laos, where he hasn't lived in decades
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your dysfunctional parents need to be scared of you to respect you. you have to show your parents that you are insane & they created a person crazier than them. that is the dysfunctional parent psychology.
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Share 4 pics that expose your taste in women:
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Shows how much of a fucked mouse utopia society we have become when we have to qualify things like this like "despite being 5'6 and BALDING he still had the courage to show his face in public". We have made men who are far more neurotic than the most hysterical woman from any era
5'6 balding Phil Collins strolling around in an office shirt singing and drumming one of the greatest songs ever is the definition of AURA.
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When Ivan Slavodan and his sons Lech, Czech and Rus entered eastern europe, this was the indigenous population they found. They killed 6 million mushroom people and the first word they uttered after was "kurwa"
Mother Mushroom and her children (circa 1900) by Polish artist, Edward Okuń (1872-1945).
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7歳で学校をやめさせられ、田んぼで稲刈りを手伝わされた少年がいた。文字の読み書きを覚えたのは、ずっと後になってからのことだった。 ダヴード・クーチャキ(1939-2020)。カスピ海に近いイラン北部の米作地帯に生まれ、13歳で家族のもとを離れてテヘランへ向かった。自動車整備工として働き始め、やがて自分の工場を持つまでになる。 昼は真面目な整備士として働く一方、夜は酒に浸り、字が読めないにもかかわらず知識人たちと親しく交わり、革命の前も後も公然と左翼的な考えを口にしていたという。妻を娶り、子をもうけた、いたって普通の家庭人でもあった。 絵を描き始めたのは40歳、ただの気晴らしだった。60歳で引退したのち、画家である娘婿にすすめられて本格的に制作へ向かう。使うのは鉛筆と色鉛筆だけ——それゆえ「鉛筆の男」と呼ばれた。半人半獣、半男半女の原始的な生き物や、精霊のような姿を、まるで網か薄布で覆うように描き続けた。「完璧に描こうとしているのに、出来上がるのはこれなんだ」と、彼は戸惑いながら語っていたという。 2020年6月、クーチャキは膵臓癌のためテヘランで81歳の生涯を閉じた。その翌年、彼の作品はパリのポンピドゥー・センターの収蔵品に加わった。字も読めなかった米農家の息子が覆い続けた「薄布の下の世界」は、本人が世を去ったあとになって、ようやく世界有数の美術館の壁に掛けられることになった。
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Hard to think of a more vile concept than karma. An idea so reactionary, false, stupid and harmful even protestants like it.
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si juntas estos dos territorios te sale cataluña
No se como explicarlo pero siento que la Comunidad Valenciana e Israel son como el Mario y el Wario del Mediterráneo
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Zahran Mamdani is so powerful he can scare someone into wanting to actually go to New Jersey.
Netanyahu diverted his plane from New York to New Jersey due to fears that New York Mayor Zahran Mamdani might issue an order for him to leave the airport immediately or face arrest
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As a monkey enjoyer I can confirm this is a good monkey
From Kurt Cobain's collection of monkeys.
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没有哪种语言能真正容纳一位疯狂英雄的冒险。 ​抱歉。 ​也就是说,我们在文学领域是无可匹敌的,没有任何人拥有一个如此疯狂的英雄。你们永远也不可能拥有。 ​在任何其他语言中,你们都绝不可能拥有一位疯狂的英雄,这根本不可能,你们的语言根本无法记录一位疯狂英雄的传奇。
Cover for 1922 first edition of Don Quijote in Mandarin by Liu Bangyi. Translated initially from English rather than Spanish as the "Adventures of a Crazy Hero".
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Los cubanos negros de La Habana de hace 100 años hablaban igual que los andaluces.
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my favorite thing about this clip is that it looks like one of those fake shitty stupid mobile game ads but no this is completely real oblivion remastered gameplay.
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Remember when @LoganPaul filmed a literal dead guys for clout and thought it was a good idea to put it on the internet. Now he’s in the White House. L M F A O
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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The cop watching your dog bleed out after realizing the warrant said "1614 Smith St." Not "5226 Quincy Ave"
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Boring USA news: War Trump Iran war gas war ICE Trump Boring EU news: war Russia war Ukraine war gas AfD war Trump Albanian news: 👇👇👇👇
🇦🇱 Anti-women far-right online activist kissed the foot of a female contestant on Albania's dating show.
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Red Cows (derogatory term for those who support the 🇻🇳 government or the Party) have this evergreen line from ten years ago: “I sleep so well because the reactionaries are this retarded.”
Phe Vàng biểu tình “đấm, đá, dứt chỏ, lên gối” vô mặt Hồ Chí Minh, cha già dân tộc. Bò Đỏ đau không??
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Gingko retweeted
Imagine rocking up on the first day of school with fresh Kirkies on your feet.
Erika Kirk’s SHOES featuring her late husband’s image go viral
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Una caricatura imperialista de 1916, perversamente actual
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