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People in my apartment building have started leaving small gifts at my umbreon and espeon statue like an altar- even in this picture you can see someone left a pin! I love being that weird Pokémon woman.
With great butt comes great responsibility.
If I die of bootyhole cancer I'm haunting each of you on a rotating schedule.
Please send good vibes that my tests and surgery goes well and it's nothing too serious.
Get checked early if you have symptoms, fam. You're not too young.
I made the most disgusting-looking "food" for dinner tonight. Pickle juice seemed like a good idea at the time, but my deviled eggs turned out soggy. Enough interest and I'll post a meal pic so you can judge me for fun.
Food allergies are so funny, wdym if I want to make a dramatic exit from life itself I can just eat a crab rangoon.
I untwote.
I felt bad and vaguely angst posted and it isn't good for anyone. X is for entertainment and good vibes, not a diary.
I'm sorry.
You don't think 22 likes on a post is a lot, then 22 people like your angsty vent post and you realize that's plenty.
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Selling basically all of my staff stuff. I’m not going anywhere, don’t worry, just need to move things for reasons (giving @sailorsphynx the greatest birthday possible). DM me with offers, thank you in advance. (More pics in replies)
Can't wait to share my loud opinions and be undeniably correct, as is my lawful entitlement as a Pokémon tcg player.
Daily meal-prepped chicken and rice is what you eat when you've made peace with despair (or if you're gluten-free).
Ginger immortalized for posterity. (I asked the construction guy if I could do this and he said "sure kid knock yourself out")
Got seasonal depression? Have you tried walking 5 miles? Walking 5 miles in a straight line away from your home, surely you won't regret it.










