Pokémon lover and your favorite board game buddy. Pun enthusiast, bottom table frequent-er.

Joined July 2024
People in my apartment building have started leaving small gifts at my umbreon and espeon statue like an altar- even in this picture you can see someone left a pin! I love being that weird Pokémon woman.
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With great butt comes great responsibility. If I die of bootyhole cancer I'm haunting each of you on a rotating schedule. Please send good vibes that my tests and surgery goes well and it's nothing too serious. Get checked early if you have symptoms, fam. You're not too young.
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Nothing is confirmed or denied yet. Still early days, the gastro is just sus and I'm getting a procedure to take care of the sus-ness.
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Find out which Pokémon you are based on the 3 digit security code on the back of your credit card:
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I made the most disgusting-looking "food" for dinner tonight. Pickle juice seemed like a good idea at the time, but my deviled eggs turned out soggy. Enough interest and I'll post a meal pic so you can judge me for fun.
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Food allergies are so funny, wdym if I want to make a dramatic exit from life itself I can just eat a crab rangoon.
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I untwote. I felt bad and vaguely angst posted and it isn't good for anyone. X is for entertainment and good vibes, not a diary. I'm sorry.
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You don't think 22 likes on a post is a lot, then 22 people like your angsty vent post and you realize that's plenty.
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I hum the Mr. Resetti theme from Animal Crossing when I'm thinking too hard.
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Selling basically all of my staff stuff. I’m not going anywhere, don’t worry, just need to move things for reasons (giving @sailorsphynx the greatest birthday possible). DM me with offers, thank you in advance. (More pics in replies)
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Someome in my office is chewing my pens and leaving them back on my desk. Is this a threat?
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This is an especially silly bit because nobody cares what I think, as it should be. Everyone's energy is better spent eating cake or petting cats or at locals or riding bikes or doing most other things!
Responding to the recent pokemon twit discourse like "thanks everyone, nothing from my end".
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Responding to the recent pokemon twit discourse like "thanks everyone, nothing from my end".
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It's soup season, and I'm stirring the pot.
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Can't wait to share my loud opinions and be undeniably correct, as is my lawful entitlement as a Pokémon tcg player.
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Daily meal-prepped chicken and rice is what you eat when you've made peace with despair (or if you're gluten-free).
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Ginger immortalized for posterity. (I asked the construction guy if I could do this and he said "sure kid knock yourself out")
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I would die for Backpack, the Fat Bear Week Champ
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Got seasonal depression? Have you tried walking 5 miles? Walking 5 miles in a straight line away from your home, surely you won't regret it.
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I just got home from walking 10 miles. I did not regret it, don't call me Shirley.
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I don't do the walk of shame to the bottom tables, I strut.
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