I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise

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Joined June 2009
And we have our winner! The best Peep Show episode decided by you is Marks Wedding! Thanks for your votes it’s been fun! Hortensia? Oh this is a fucking disaster. #PeepShowdown cc: @DobbyClub06 @PodcastPharaohs @bigmadandy @Claytoncast
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Did you guys even spare a thought, even a second for web developers when making this?
It’s THIN. It’s VERSATILE It’s DURABLE. It fits in your pocket. And it FOLDS. Meet iPhone Duo.
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Lee Anderson can’t tell the time apparently…
Media Round. My first media interview was this morning at 6.30pm. A quick snippet. Worth a share.
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Look how hard Farage had to campaign, the money he spent, how many people he had campaigning, how many “big names” he recruited to help and after all that gained about 1000 votes from the general election. And he lost over 26% to a bin. This isn’t a victory it’s embarrassing
Reform UK leader Nigel Farage re-elected as Clacton MP after receiving 22,239 votes in the by-election he triggered by stepping down as an MP Follow live reaction and analysis: bbc.in/4zcomeF
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Over 25% of the electorate would vote for a bin rather than Farage. Total embarrassment for Farage this.
🚨 BREAKING: Nigel Farage has won the Clacton by-election ➡️ FARAGE: 22,239 (+1,014) - 62.8% 🗑️ BINFACE: 9,455 (NEW) - 26.7% 44.37% turnout Changes w/ 2024
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So he’s just a coward that’s too scared to turn up then.
BREAKING: Essex Police has not advised any candidate not to attend by-election count, Sky News understands It comes after Farage announced he will not be attending because the force informed him of "an organised campaign to disrupt and degrade the result" @joncraig reports
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🚨 UPDATE: Politics UK understands Essex Police did not advise Nigel Farage not to attend the Clacton by-election count Reform UK claimed they did due to a "credible threat" against him
🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage says he will not attend the Clacton by-election count after advice from the police "There is an organised campaign to disrupt and degrade the result that will take place in a few hours time"
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Reform minions posted at every polling station I’ve seen in Clacton today. Farage is absolutely terrified of @CountBinface 😂
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I detest the arrogance and selfishness from this pedestrian. I'm sharing nicely, riding considerately, and I don't appreciate the attitude.
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Some legend has flown a plane in the shape of a bin over the sea in Clacton 😂 @CountBinface
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Reform is crumbling and I’m enjoying the show immensely.
🚨 BREAKING: Labour's Bev Craig has won the Greater Manchester Mayoral election 🔴 LAB: 309,525 - 66.3% ➡️ RFM: 157,178 - 33.7%
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Doesn’t invite Farage to his cross party meeting. Ignores GB news. I’m really liking this Burnham bloke.
Watch: Andy Burnham refuses to take a question from GB News’ Political Editor @ChristopherHope at his first press conference as Prime Minister. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604 🇬🇧 Become a Friend of GB News: gbnews.com/support
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Door to door salesman in Clacton are having a field day at the moment. The most gullible people in the town are currently putting big signs outside their homes
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Wonder if these “patriots” know that it’s hugely unpatriotic to actively WANT your prime minister to fail. You should always want the best for your country. If you have a problem with a leaders choice you’re welcome to that option but you shouldn’t want them to fail.
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The absolute meltdown on the right wing of politics for EVERYTHING @andyburnham has done so far is hilarious. Clearly he’s doing something right when they are all being this childish about it.
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None of these idiots understand compound interest do they. You make these small impacts across the board and the whole cost of living decreases making a bigger impact. Supposed it hard to see when you’re so blinded by being an idiot.
BREAKING: Prime Minister Andy Burnham has announced a tax cut to remove VAT from domestic electricity bills from October 1. This will save households roughly £41 a year. Not really going to touch the sides.
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This rabbit hole is going to run DEEP.
BREAKING🚨 The Telegraph reports George Cottrell's mother made a ***£1m*** payment to Richard Tice's company, half of which was donated to Reform And that George Cottrell loaned £80K to Tice We approached Fiona Cottrell about the above before our piece - she wouldn't comment
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If Farage loses this by election it’ll be the funniest shit ever
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Looks like all the right people are terrified of @AndyBurnhamGM getting to Downing Street. Good sign.
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Congratulations @AndyBurnhamGM
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