It's desperate times on the Reform UK homestead. Polling is at an all-time low and Farage has disappeared into the aether, having not reared his head once since his Pyrrhic victory in Clacton, two weeks ago. The kids don't like each other, and they are lashing out at all and sundry without any clear strategy or position. Their interminable press conferences are yielding nothing and even the appearance of Suella Braverman couldn't garner a response — imagine that! Zia Yusuf has lost the plot entirely and seems to think he's a one man 'lethal electoral threat', when in reality, he's an entitled little rich boy that his own party doesn't have any faith in. What next for Reform? Once Farage is found to be in breach of Parliamentary standards, I predict utter chaos. A battle royal for the reins of the party between Jenrick and Yusuf? Tice hasn't got the balls for that fight, so I assume he'll sit back and join the winner. Genuinely, I'm unsure if Reform UK exists at Christmas time. They are seriously fragile right now.