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~Parody account~ NOT SMG!!! The Chosen One. Sunnydale's salvation. THE Slayer. #BtVS; Canon and AU; MV; Bi, layout by #Sunshine #BuffyReloaded

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The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live." Always willing to make friends. * #Btvs #buffythevampireslayer *RP, MV, *open SL's/banter *Mature, dark themes, poss. trigger warnings
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She shakes her head vigorously. "But what about unwinding? You know, just chilling in front of the tube? Family time??" Her voice is going all squeaky and she's pretty sure she looks crazy by the way he's looking at her, but she can't help it. She's that shocked.
"Really? Not having a television is horrific?" He looks puzzled at this conclusion. Not having one was probably the least horrific during his childhood. He didn't know any better. "Why? I had studies to do and such. Distractions were..." He looks did a word. "Unacceptable."
"I, uh, don't think they're all demons. Are they? Man, that makes my whole childhood questionable!" She thought for a moment. "What do you mean you didn't have a tv when you were a kid?! That's horrible!"
"I wasn't a fan as a child, period. We had no television whilst I was growing up. Father thought it was frivolous nonsense. I found out about those Demon Muppets during Christmas with Cordelia and Gunn. The horror."
She blinked, surprised. "Um, yeah. It ripped up one of my favorite shirts." She pauses to study him. "I'm gonna take a guess that you weren't a Sesame Street fan as a kid, huh?"
"Muppets are the devil," he whispers under his breath as he gives her a wide eyed look. "Pure demonic evil. I hope you slayed it?"
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"No!" she laughs now. "It was big, blue & fuzzy. I don't remember what Giles called it. Sorta looked like a muppet with teeth & claws." Still smiling slightly she shook her head. "It had a really squeaky roar, too. It almost sliced me when I got distracted by it's squeakiness."
He pales and visibly shudders at the idea of falling into a pool. He focuses on something else instead, the smile in her eyes and in her face. "What were you fighting? Summer heat?"
"You even /sound/ like Cordy!"
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She giggles again, shaking her head. "Oh, I suddenly remembered when I learned firsthand what 'flail' meant. I fell in a pool with my clothes and boots on, while fighting. Trying to get out was a lot harder than I thought it would be. Everyone had big laughs while watching me."
"Where did you go just now? Which was bad but, apparently, giggle worthy."
"Well,I may not have been as popular as Cordelia, but I'm way prettier. Or at least just as pretty!" She stomps her foot. "And I might not be as smart as you, but I'm not dumb. I'd have had really good grades if I hadn't had to spend so much time saving the world!"
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"I do not.." She has a sudden mental picture of the time she fell in that pool fighting that blue fuzzy demon and was trying to swim with her boots on. Her face heats even more before a giggle escapes. "Wow. That's bad."
"But watching you verbally flail about is quite amusing."
"That wasn't honesty! That was just rude."
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"Oh, you know what I mean." She huffs, feeling the heat on her face.
The corners of his lips twitch as he gives her a bemused look. "Indeed?"
"Hey!"
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"You and Cordy have a lot in common actually. Maybe you should have been her sister."
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"I wasn't trying to say that you haven't been or anything! Or that I think you haven't! I'm sure you have been, especially since I've been coming up to visit, not that you weren't before... um..."
"Indeed? Well, I shall endeavor to be quite honest with you then."
"Um, yes. That's putting it mildly for sure." She glances around before whispering, "I actually sometimes miss it. The direct and honest thing. At least I always knew where I stood with her."
"She is known to be very direct," he points out with fond amusement.
"Pretty sure she's called me Clueless Girl on more than one occasion to be honest, so I feel ya there."
"As Cordelia would say, nothing new there in my case."
"Well at least it's not just me. We can be clueless together. "
"Ah... Too be honest, I haven't the foggiest. I fear I may have missed several memo's as well."
"Where have all these new people come from? Did I miss a memo or something?"
"I... Suppose so? Yes, yes indeed. Hello, Miss Summers. Quite glad to see you as well."
"It's evening somewhere all the time, right? Hey Wes, I'm glad to see you!"
"Evening. ..... It's evening, yes?"
"I take it back. I see a couple now. Thank goodness! I thought I was lost somewhere!"
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"I'm gone only a few weeks, but I know virtually no one on my TL. Did you all change who you were while I was gone?"