Managing editor at Volume One magazine (@VolumeOne) in Eau Claire, WI. Just zis guy, you know? I write a lot: https://xitter.cf/t.co/3yh4HD0lNT…

Eau Claire, WI
Joined April 2009
[Benoit Blanc voice] Hells bells these Muppets have gotten themselves into some sort of great caper.
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Reminder that Wisconsin has same-day voter registration. So if you’re a first-time voter or you recently moved or there’s some other reason you might need to register, you can do that today at your polling place with proof of residence and an ID.
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Wikipedia in English defines a crêpe as a thin pancake; French Wikipeda defines a pancake as a thick crêpe
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I’m just curious why it’s age appropriate for kids k-5 to learn about hiding under desks and not that sometimes people have two dads.
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The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.
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My park is so dangerous!
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STATLER: say miss piggy’s singing isn’t a half bad WALDORF: yeah…it’s all bad! *kermit starts climbing up to the balcony*
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JERY: whats so great about those tokens anyway GERGE: theyre non-fungible jery JERY: non fungible? GERG: they cant be funged! KRAM: you know my friend bob sacamano, he funged a token once JERY: what happened KRAM: lets just say he wont be funging again
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The Salem News, Ohio, January 26, 1957
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i wish you were right jadzia!!!!!!
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Engaging in the highly productive practice of typing a sentence, muttering "that's dumb," deleting it, typing another and repeating the process
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I was five when they put me, my family, and 120,000 others, two-thirds of whom were American citizens, into internment camps because we happened to look like the people who had bombed Pearl Harbor. I learned about race early.
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A long chilly day at Spring Harbor but well worth it for this story. madison.com/wsj/news/local/a… – at Wisconsin, USA
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😈 demon-smiling + 😾 angry-cat =
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I accidentally left my speech to text on while walking my dog, this is the transcript:
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Eau Claire businesswoman Rebecca Cooke, founder of Red’s Mercantile and the Red Letter Grant, will run for Ron Kind’s open seat in Congress next year. volumeone.org/articles/2021/…
hearing this, too. Ron Kind is longest-serving WI member, and represents a pretty rural western WI district carried by Trump twice
BREAKING: @RepRonKind will not seek reelection in '22, according to multiple Dem sources. A formal announcement is expected this afternoon.
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Deleting all my dating apps to find love the old-fashioned way: by muddling sugar with bitters and water, adding whiskey or, less commonly, brandy, and garnishing with orange slice or zest and a cocktail cherry.
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The #EauClaire City Council just voted 10-0 to repeal the local face mask ordinance. Councilman David Klinkhammer has already shed his mask though others at the meeting have kept theirs on.
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