Jim

Using the upside down face emoji is offensive, my cousin has an upside down face.

I have the emotional range of a 911 operator.

I’m on a level where I buy $26 eggs and let them go bad.

Put a jumpman logo on that kanye t and i’ll wear one.

We must be at the end times of rap music if kendrick is number one.

There’s nothing scarier than an articulate person yelling at everyone.

There’s no tits on mars btw.

Putting on airs for the ghosts in my apartment.

My first words were the theory of relativity.

I used to date a former “got milk?” model.

Conspiracy theorists should unite and help each other find employment.

Bitch im wearing versace wtf r u wearing?

Got my eclipse glasses on two hours early im not taking any chances.

Sometimes I wake up and realize how lucky ppl are to know me.

Might turn this into a golf betting account.