Johnny Blaze

@Waspish1 It's okay because I'm white.

Common Sense is so rare these days that it should qualify as a damn super power. #SMH

I convinced Hellstrom that the Hunger Games is a movie adaptation of America's Next Top Model. Now I don't have to see it with him #Win

Why are Beiber fans hyping the release of his new single? It gets released way past their bedtimes.

I can't wait for the day when I tell my grandkids that MTV used to play music and they look at me like, "Wtf you on grampa?"

I'm also the one who told Luke Cage to get rid of the tiara #YoureWelcomeWorldAgain

I'm the one who suggested to Iron Fist to get rid of the popped collar. #YoureWelcomeWorld

"#BeliebersDeserveRespect" The world owes you nothing, it was here first.

Dick Cheney now has a heart thanks to a transplant. Guess calling him Tinman is out now. Bush is still the scarecrow until he gets a brain.

Lana Del Rey and Marylin Manson are rumoured to be in a relationship? Phew, at least they're not collaborating on a new album.

#HappyBirthdayUndertaker I got him a new shovel and a hat.

#TeamBreezy, meet #TeamCommonSense. You're at opposite ends of the spectrum.

So Kim Kardashian got flour bombed on a red carpet for wearing fur. No witty followup here, just thought it was funny.

Coughing is not a great way to cover up a fart. It only makes it more powerful. #LifeLesson