Denver, CO
Joined November 2012
the hall of WHAT?
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Diddy's Dome Done In By Drug Dealer Dudus
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Diddy's head injury is from a prison fight with Jamaican drug lord Dudus. Everything we know: tmz.me/4BcdM8K
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Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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Introducing…Dude Wipes…for HER
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(meeting rick rubin) hey aren’t you the guy from that polymarket ad?
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If a nigga tell me Meet me at MLK and Penis I’m staying my ass in the house
Michael Penix Jr.'s hometown of Dade City, FL named a street after him 🥹 @themikepenix
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not much what’s uncle pussy with you
what the fuck is uncle pussy
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just typed doordash into the doordash search bar
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clip so hard i almost liked a hate tweet
The music video for ''Stress'' by Justice. Banned from French television in 2008. Perfect advertisement for why everyone in France needs to vote for the right.
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just a reminder the music industry tried to sue us for $72 trillion back in the day. like lol does that number even exist? still not paying
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this is not the gif i meant to use what the fuck is this
paid deposit for my upcoming tattoo then immediately found out i have to have surgery on that day
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It’s fine to eat the popcorn that rises above the top of the bag before the movie starts, that’s the Baron’s Delight. But you must be weary of digging too greedily into the popcorn inside the bag before the previews even end, that is the Duke’s Lament
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Why did Santa name a reindeer “Vixen?” Was he gonna fuck that reindeer?
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(don't steal this, I will sue) a wallet chain attached to a Prince Albert piercing called a "Dick Chainy".
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This also exists in the Shadow The Hedgehog universe
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G Jones Barbecue & Foot Massage
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starting a band called “beach boys 2” and writing songs like “gooder vibrations” and “wouldn’t it be even nicer”
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