Women's Basketball fan - 401 If you're the FBI, my tweets are all jokes.

Johnston, RI
Joined March 2009
Bro passed out of a wide open layup in the playoffs. We literally don't care about his highlight packages anymore.
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This shouldn't be praised. If they knew what he had already, letting him play was malpractice by the team, and incredibly stupid by Hurts.
How committed is Jalen Hurts to football? After initially being diagnosed with a superficial blood clot in London, doctors told him not to sleep as a precaution, so he had been awake for roughly 36 hours when he started against the Jaguars, throwing for 220 yards and a TD.
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Season 1 of Jersey Shore when that chick tried to convince Pauly D to go to Israel with her
When you go back and watch old shows and movies you'll be sick at how much Mossad propaganda was just everywhere.
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The defense when the force a game ending turnover
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They look like they just forced a turnover on MNF
“Student protest” they said
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Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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I just don't get why we don't have designed runs for Arch right now
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The most 'school shooter' a school shooter has ever looked
🚨 OREGON SCHOOL SHOOTER IDENTIFIED John Griffin has been identified as the shooter responsible for the tragic school shooting in Oregon. His mother has been identified as Shauntai Nickerson. I located these photographs on Facebook, including one showing Griffin alongside his mother. I have personally reached out to Shauntai Nickerson for comment. I am awaiting a response and will continue following the investigation as additional verified information becomes available.
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Just remember, the people you argue with online are dumb as shit.
ohh no I get why they fail 🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️isn’t this kinda too difficult for Grade 1s?
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They are stunned in Dodger Stadium
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"I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment..."
Charlie Kirk would've turned 33 years old.
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Half my list would just be middle relievers from the past thirty years.
if they put you in a room by yourself with a pen and paper do you think you could write down the names of 3,000 real people? (alive or dead)
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Said it like it's a threat
Tua Tagovailoa is in at quarterback
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Russian data center got bombed and the bots are GONE. Interesting.
Effective Immediately: An ENERGY CEASEFIRE in the War between Russia and Ukraine.
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STOP FUMBLING THE FUCKING BALL
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Will Campbell at left tackle
This is the best Pokémon team Mewtwo at QB throwing to Charizard while manipulating the ball with his mind. Hypno mesmerizing your CB at the LOS. You’re going to tackle my Gengar RB? Ditto at CB mirroring your WR? How are you to run past Snorlax and Muk?
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They got Emmanuel Forbes on Calvin Johnson
We fixed that for you. We present the best Pokemon Football team possible:
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"My mom said to me at the end of her life, ‘God, I thought 84 years would seem longer.’ And I thought, ‘I bet, because I thought 54 would seem longer.’"
Ben Affleck lost both of his parents this year. He says he learned “a great lesson” from how his mother navigated the end of her life: “One of the things you grapple with at my age when parents die is there’s a comfort and awareness in knowing this is how it’s supposed to go. When I go, it will be hard for my children, but none of us want it any other way. My mom said to me at the end of her life, ‘God, I thought 84 years would seem longer.’ And I thought, ‘I bet, because I thought 54 would seem longer.’ That’s what we get. We get this much time, and it’s a reminder not to put anything off or fix it later. It’s more about how you show up every day with everybody else.” Read the full cover story: wp.me/pc8uak-1lHTZ5
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Hopefully this guy dies penniless and alone.
Palmer Luckey reveals the startup he'd build today: oxytocin doping to end divorce "I would try to end the tragedy of divorce with oxytocin doping for marriage counseling." "We understand mammal pair bonding pretty well. There's a lot of people who want to stay together. Most of the people who don't want to stay together should stay together, especially for their kids." "And we can, if people think SSRIs are fine, which they're not, but if they were, then oxytocin doping to stay together is definitely fine." "It's the mammal pair bonding chemical. There's things you can do to increase the uptake, and it's very well understood. Also, totally unregulated, which is great. Unregulated spaces are a lot easier to do. You can go buy a kilogram of oxytocin on Sigma Aldrich Chemical Supply right now, and if you do that, maybe you won't die alone." "It's pure biology. It's used for women who don't bond with their kids, and now for women who don't bond with their husbands. It's also used for kids with various neurological issues, some kids with autism who struggle with pair bonding." "The cool thing is it's a self-reinforcing loop. We understand that very well. Unlike most drugs, it doesn't form a chemical dependency. It actually unburdens you from a chemical dependency."
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His real name is Amrou Fudl and he is a massive grifter, just like the rest of them. Stop engaging with these clowns.
Myron Gaines pulled up to the University of Texas at Austin with a poster that read, “The Cornell 7 Are Innocent. Prove Me Wrong.”
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