@GerwatVirginia

We're all visitors to this time, this place. We are just passing through. Our purpose here is to observe, to learn, to grow, to love, and then to return home

 Avalon 🍎
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Any chance of a headscarf renaissance? No one could rock Hermés quite like Grace Kelly or Jackie O. Nowadays they are synonymous with the Queen and the League of Gentlemen. *sighs heavily and refolds silken beauties
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Suddenly our bunch of bus spotting, hobby horse hopping, economically incontinent MPs don't look so bad.
Oli London
@OliLondonTV
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This is the German far-left party Die Linke. 🇩🇪 The party just won the Berlin state election and is now the largest party in the German capital.
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Butters has yet to grasp the intricacies of hide and seek.
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Morning, Annual leave is over and back to work with a bump 😳
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I found a bedgraggled bag of raspberries in the freezer. Mixed them in with vanilla sponge and additional ground almonds. Not bad served warm with clotted cream.
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Or bedraggled
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Dear Rachel, Your 15 minutes is up. Deal with it. But we understand that media attention is addictive to the congenitally stupid, so if it's safe to do so, lurk around for Greta's next bandwagon and hop on board. Yours insincerely, Jaundiced British taxpayers
The Nationalist GB
@TheNatGB
Sep 19
Miss Rachel of Piddington went on national television for an interview with the agenda-driven Newsnight and is now claiming to be concerned for her family’s safety. This woman was a hand-picked bad actor, not some random villager. Her own neighbours doxxed her.
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Good night, mouslings
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Nothing says Christmas like an ornamental Mr Whippy.
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Curse the wind, I'm going out.
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Or Buongiorno, depending on where you are
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I've named the band Shiawadiwadi.
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Cis-ters are doing it for themselves. Tomorrow, I will mostly prance around chatting shit into a knackered blusher brush. You have been warned.
Wanker Finder
@IfindWankers
Sep 17
Irritating bellend asking straight people to be more gay. Just imagine if straight people asked gay people to be more straight. What an absolute smelly ballbag.
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'Blue eyes Baby's got blue eyes Like a deep, blue sea On a blue, blue day'
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He's trolling me now
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Mariachi On The Floor #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutMexico
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A free to read review for my fellow Slow Horses fans. 🥳 "Slow Horses pulls off the perfect balancing act between spy-craft and cynicism." telegraph.co.uk/gift/9c114e5… 🎁

Slow Horses pulls off the perfect balancing act between spy-craft and cynicism

Gary Oldman is reliably excellent in the sixth series of the black-comedy spy thriller, while 007 hopeful Jack Lowden proves his mettle

telegraph.co.uk
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Wrote no man ever. I'm enjoying the collective meltdown from the resentful, blue haired chubsters more than I probably should.
Herald Sun Sport@heraldsunsport
Sep 14
Hey Sydney Sweeney, 1970 called and wants its stereotypes back. COMMENT: bit.ly/4hqzXQs
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What? I was just pondering how many people actually call it a Panopea generosa.
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On annual leave. Doom scrolling my crystal ball, plotting world domination and making a shopping list.
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Purrdey
Dr Helen Ingram
@drhingram
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Meowser
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