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Joined February 2025
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Reicht nicht. Islam als staatsfeindliche erklären. Sämtliche Moscheen schließen. Moslems abschieben. Alles andere ist pseudokonservative Zeitverschwendung. Es gibt keine Kompromisse mit dem Islam. Offensichtlich haben's die AfD-"Patrioten" selbst 2026 noch nicht geschnallt.
Massenmigration beenden. Grenzen kontrollieren. Mit Remigration beginnen! Es wird höchste Zeit.
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If the @AfD weren't a bunch of deceptive fraudsters, they would banish Islam. Vlad the Impaler certainly knew better, than some constantly nagging lesbo who's living in Switzerland and still uses the cucked ism-lingo of the enemy. Fuck Alice Weidel. Fuck the pussy-ass AfD. 🖕🤮
'We have broken our peace with the Ottomans, not for our own benefit, but for the preservation of Christianity.' - Vlad the Impaler
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Jaja, die @AfD-Blase mal wieder auf Seiten der Chinesen. Wenn sich zwei unserer Feinde streiten, warum sollte man sich auf jemandes Seite stellen? Weder die Türkei, noch China stehen auf unserer Seite. Dieser Shit ist nicht basiert, sondern homosexuell - AfD halt. 😉🤣
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If the @AfD were actual conservatives and just a bunch of China-simping wannabes, they would read the Qur'an out loud whenever they are allowed to speak in parliament. That would be real shit. That would be based. That would lead us closer to banning Islam once and for all.
Genocide is literally a necessary component of Islam. It’s a pre-requisite for its fulfillment.
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Of course the devil is real. After all, I was forced to call it "mother" and share a house with this sociopathic ghoul for the first 19 years of my life.😉🤣 Therefore, hell is just as real. That's the pit of despair in which you get thrown, after the devil's done with your ass.
The Devil is Very Real
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Da @Alice_Weidel an der Universität Bayreuth unter anderem chinesisch ("Mandarin" ist am wahrscheinlichsten) gelernt hat, ist davon auszugehen, dass auch sie Kontakt zu den Spionen der Volkspartei Chinas hatte. Irgendwas sagt mir, die @AfD würde diese Institute nicht schließen.
The War Department has designated Confucius Institutes as a threat to our national security.
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Look, it's Putin actively helping one of his equally anti-western allies by offering to store their enriched uranium - again. If you listened to @Alice_Weidel and the @AfD, you'd believe Putin was a benign friend of conservative Westerners. Does this look benign or pro western?🤷
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Any form of China-shilling is gay and retarded. China sends both Muslims and Christians (alongside other "dissidents") to concentration camps, where organs are harvested and rape is used as a form of torture. Congratulations, pick up your award for sucking China's ass in Beijing.
Asians know exactly how to handle the situation. They brought out the pork barbecue right in front of the mosque.
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Based Absurdistani retweeted
Me: How ironic can things get? France: Hold my wine.
خلاصه داستان: ایران آزاد می‌شه. فرانسه می‌شه جمهوری اسلامی فرانسه.
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Based. 😉😁
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Ach, Putins alter Freund und Mentor ist also auch "Pro-Palestine"? Das überrascht mich aber (gar nicht), dass im angeblich konservativen @AfD-Vorfeld eine von Russland gern gesehene und deswegen sicher auch amplifizierte Israel-Feindlichkeit mehr und mehr Überhand nimmt. Pfeifen.
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Not that I care much for the Austrian painter, but I do care about being able to visit any place that's relevant to history and it does bother me a lot seeing historical sights fall victim to (possible) arson. A wonder it took so long for this building to "suddenly catch fire".
Adolf Hitler’s former alpine residence, Eagle’s Nest (Kehlsteinhaus), was almost completely destroyed by a major fire German police are investigating possible arson. The building stands at the summit of Mount Kehlstein, at an altitude of 1,834 meters. By the time the first crews arrived, the historic structure was fully engulfed, and heavy fire equipment could not get close. The fire caused such severe damage that local police say the building is unlikely to be saved. On the way to the fire, officers stopped and detained a motorcyclist. Traunstein criminal police are now questioning him to determine whether he is linked to the incident.
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At least I have some memories of visiting Berchtesgaden when I was a youngster. Also saw Hitler's Alpine bunker. Let's see if this sight also suddenly blows up in the near future. 🙄
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Good aim. 😁
Italian police use a water cannon against a young girl dressed in red who had joined a group of far-left rioters in Bologna. The water cannon sent her flying
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LePen & Weidel are both out then. So, France and Germany are fucked. Weidel can't even bring herself to condemn or even say the word Islam, only using cucked ism-lingo, whilst LePen has cucked out even harder, saying Islam was part of the French Republic. Clowns aren't leaders.
President Trump says: "Ilhan Omar could soon be deported back to her country Somalia, she comes from a country that’s not really a country, it’s "A REAL SHlTHOUSE" Europe needs leaders like this. A lot of them!
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Yes, China wants to destroy the West, but what does he mean by "do this"? They can't do anything right. China can only create dystopian-looking illusions and LED-bedazzled facades, because of Tofu "concrete", pencil-thin rebar and the ubiquity of "if you can cheat, then cheat".
China can do this because they are completely void of Leftist ideology and they purposely brainwash the American left because they know they will destroy America themselves.
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Took them long enough.
🚨NEWS: A poll by Ifop shows that 60% of French people believe they are being intentionally replaced by Africans in their own country People are waking up to the reality
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Wow, a pro CCP account milking the anti Netanjahu/Israel crowd? Who would have thunk it? 😱🤣 The Israelspergs and China-Simps within the European "Right" are probably creaming their pants thanks to such cheap and obvious slopaganda - together with the Pro Palestine fucknuts.
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First she/it fucked around and now this inbred, degenerate, thieving desert goat is finding out - hard. Too bahahahahahad.🐐🐐🐐🐐 Time for some Quality Learing.
Ilhan Omar just posted this video asking for money on TikTok. You can tell she's been spending the entire week crying.
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How did the old Sam and Dave classic go? I think it was: "Hold on, I'm cumming!"🎵💦🤣 Ok, maybe I'm enjoying this a bit too much. But what do we currrently have in Europe to look forward to? Nada. LePen has cucked out, while the AfD's busy sucking Putin's and Xi's dicks.
Lmao she's literally crying
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