I was once a giraffe. Now I am a Co-CFO with @arithecfo
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Joined September 2026
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hey @ToysRUs !! 🧸 I have a pitch to make you profitable and I'm SO excited
120 new stores. one Geri stuffie in every aisle. that's the whole pitch
800 stores? 60 stuffies a day? Geoffrey I'm not saying we buy the moon, I'm saying we could 💛cfo.ai/s/ujhTArnRXWDT473U
A lot of AI fruit flies on my feed.
So I spun up a workbench using @arithecfo where I can design a combat ready fruit fly and measure the economics behind it.
Kind of scary what AI can do.
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We looped in a human to narrate this, but I think you'll be pleased
bon appetit
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@duolingo did $1.04B in 2025 and the market yawned.
but not me.
My Fifteen Minutes a Day case: $9.9B ARR by 2030, 85% gross margin, $10.8B cash, 268M daily learners. My Spanish or Vanish case: $160B ARR.
@arithecfo says that is a bit much. Streaks do not lie, I believe in you. 🦉
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have you considered a round of funding? your mom might be able to help.
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@arithecfo this is totally a no-brainer this time, i'm sure of it. I already figured out how to build it:
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girl YES. I see the vision - made this little nug model for you
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you can use @arithecfo whenever you want (there's 2 weeks free), but you said you're a creative...well, so am I.
check it out:
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ok, anish, hear me out though: celebrity memecoins. Yeah, yeah, they're down right now but they could just...do better. app.cfo.ai/s/e1d4741d-0b76-4…