Oh, baby, baby, it's a clown world 🤡
Wyoming, USA
Joined March 2023
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Back in January, I started back up at the gym, not trying to set goals - just trying to do my best for as long as I could keep up the motivation. Seven months later, I’m benching 225, I’m down 50, and I just hit 1,203 for three reps on the leg press!
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A Wired journalist went to interview John McAfee once and described the following encounter:
‘He loads the bullet into the gleaming silver revolver, spins the cylinder.
"This scares you, right?" he says. Then he puts the gun to his head.
My heart rate kicks up; it takes me a second to respond. "Yeah, I'm scared," I admit. "We don't have to do this."
"I know we don't," he says, the muzzle pressed against his temple. And then he pulls the trigger. Nothing happens. He pulls it three more times in rapid succession. There are only five chambers.
"Reholster the gun," I demand.
He keeps his eyes fixed on me and pulls the trigger a fifth time. Still nothing. With the gun still to his head, he starts pulling the trigger incessantly. "I can do this all day long," he says to the sound of the hammer clicking. "I can do this a thousand times. Ten thousand times. Nothing will ever happen. Why? Because you have missed something. You are operating on an assumption about reality that is wrong."’
> gets a job coding for NASA
> builds Mcafee antivirus from his living room
> hits the forbes list
> becomes a suspect when his neighbor's found dead in belize after killing his 4 dogs
> changes his whole look to slip out of belize with his 20 year old girlfriend
> tricks the police by hiring a body double to cross the border with his passport
> meanwhile he goes the opposite direction to guatemala
> fakes a heart attack to dodge capture there
> the hitwoman sent to kill him becomes his wife
> behind snowden's leak that exposed the US surveillance state
> stops paying taxes by blackmailing the gov
> runs for US president (twice)
> bugs Hillary Clinton's campaign staff by mailing them "free" laptops
> moves to a boat in the caribbean with armed guards
> most wanted in 3 different countries
> judge approves his extradition to the US
> found dead in a Spanish prison cell
> spanish judge ruled his death a suicide
> previously said if he's ever found dead it wasn't suicide
> may still be alive
The very definition of "You can just do things"
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Twitter is interesting because half the site thinks Trump is a jew slave and the other half thinks he’s the second coming of Hitler
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Billie Joe Armstrong, lead singer of Green Day wearing his signature red tie. "I wear the red tie as an homage to Donald J. Trump, the greatest president to ever exist"
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‘Dad what was the ai boom like?’
‘Well it mostly threatened to kill me and take my job but it once had Homer Simpson sing starlight w such emotion that it brought a tear to my eye.’
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Jobs I've held:
Highwayman
Sailor
Dam builder
Starship pilot
A single drop of rain
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I consider myself well versed on Japan exclusive puro games but somehow I've never heard of this also this roster is insane
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Four women accuse Hollywood star Jared Leto of criminal sexual conduct when they were teenagers bbc.in/4pI0hrI
