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He's gonna end up with Cher
While trying to clear dough obstructing a conveyor-style bagel maker at a Hanover Bagels ‘n Grinds on Saturday, a 21-year-old man got his hand caught in the machinery, officials said. trib.al/val7iWo
All authors whose main characters read books throughout the story need to list them all at the end so I don't have to keep breaking away to note them.
Thanks Louise Erdrich for getting this memo already.
When the Philadelphia show is so good, you go to @930Club for another go round @TravisBand
He doesn't care about baseball, but he loves how late this lap is available #Phils
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The Former Phillies Gang does the World Series
#RedOctober | 📸: (MickeyMorandini12/IG)
Update : Still winning. Some of us have become cuter
He doesn't care about baseball, but he loves how late this lap is available #Phils
Really good move on my part in 2005 buying tea lights from Ikea. I have enough for jack-o'-lanterns until 2037
My mother confusing Alice Munro with Elizabeth Strout is the funniest thing that's happened for a while and no one else will understand it in this house.















