still waiting in line to buy a Furby

Illinois, USA
Joined September 2020
Rebuild the ranch of your dreams, forge bonds with your horses, and befriend new Villagers as you saddle up for a new Disney adventure! Tune-in for the full reveal on October 15!
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Hey @nbcsnl @charli_xcx i made this joke 4 years ago. You can mail me a check
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I’m going to open up a sex shop in Chicago called Lube Malnati’s
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nothing has been the same ever since the world ended back in 2012
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me and the boys watch Viva La Bam on the 32” every single night
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Great shots of Eric’s but @GeonPhoto 💖
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Boneless churros are back
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lol @instagram disabled my account because I shared a screenshot of a spam text message I received. Uhhhh restore my account now??
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I love my Halloween kitty. She looks miserable but she loves when I hold her
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Thankfully I’m sponsored so I don’t have to pay for any of my bras
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I’m building a mf house y’all
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how is EVERYBODY with an OnlyFans in the Top 1% that shit don’t make sense
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