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Boulder, CO
Joined December 2011
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i have one drink and suddenly im responding “im so happy you’re enjoying your life” to instagram stories of people i haven’t spoken to in 7 years
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next pandemic is it okay if we do science right off the bat
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You have never been through what anyone else has been through and no one else has been through what you have been through. Be kind and open minded. No one will ever have the exact same perspective as you and that’s okay. Something I’m learning
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Pence demanding that Harris answer *his* own personal questions when he won’t even answer the moderator’s is gross, and exemplary of the gender dynamics so many women have to deal with at work.
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Why is it that Mike Pence doesn’t seem to have to answer any of the questions asked of him in this debate?
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Wow the president paid less in taxes than I pay in rent? I can’t wait to find out how this also has no effect on anything
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WE'RE GOING TO GAME SEVEN! #GoAvsGo
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With me
I’ve been really good at saving money lately. Not because I’m responsible, but because I wanna play golf
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IF I HAVE TO WEAR A MASK FOR AN 8 HOUR SHIFT YALL CAN WEAR THEM FOR A SIMPLE TRIP TO THE GROCERIES
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Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face
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Geoff Dark retweeted
This is Stevie. He was born with cerebellar hypoplasia. There’s no pain associated. He’s just at a higher risk of dancing in puddles. 14/10
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Geoff Dark retweeted
Day (???????) of quarantine: I got the oil paints out
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Hahah shits hard man who is this guy?
Me: I’m gonna use quarantine to get my shit together. I’m even going to bed early. Day 6 at 3AM:
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LOVE YOU PATS NATION
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Geoff Dark retweeted
craigslist roommate who thinks you’re best friends
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I want to find a girlfriend, it's so hard 😭
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Give this guy all of the awards. Every single one of them.
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I can't recommend this incredible @SportsCenter recap of sports in the 2010's enough.
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🚨GIVEAWAY ALERT🚨 RT now for a chance to win this Xander signed jersey!
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