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Hi @AlboMP and @JEChalmers I’m a high earner and I’m doing fine but a lot of people aren’t. I’d be happy to forego tax cuts in favour of improved services in health, housing and education. Really, I don’t need the money and we’d all be better off without the cuts. #auspol
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"By Monday night the wolves were at it again—under news articles & across social media, men lined up. A woman in a hospital bed became a target a second time. Mocked, blamed, dehumanised, before police had even finished interviewing the man they arrested."
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I’ve been a doctor for nearly 35 years and this is one of the most wonderful things I’ve seen in my medical lifetime. The others are the conversion of HIV from being a death sentence to being a manageable chronic disease, and the virtual disappearance of Haemophilus in kids
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With the Kremlin again trying to convince the world that Russia is a "traditional values" paradise for Westerners looking to relocate, I figured I'd again share some of the very real stories of those who did relocate and just how well that worked out for them. 🧵
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I’m just going to post this every few days rather than arguing with faceless, nameless trolls in the comments.
Fine by me #politas
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It annoys me that so many people are under the impression that this guy, Steven Bradbury, is some subpar goober who lucked his way into gold.
That could not be further from the truth.
This is one of the most satisfying victories in the history of the Olympics if you know the full backstory.
This medal final was during his fourth Olympics, in Salt Lake City in 2002.
Earlier in his career, he was among the best athletes in the world in this specific event, the 1000 meter short-track men's speed skate.
But despite his talent, he just had some of the shittiest luck in the sport. We're talking a decade of shit luck.
In the '94 Winter Olympics, he was considered the odds-on favorite to take gold, but he fell in his heat after getting illegally pushed by an opponent (who was later disqualified). He didn't get a re-do. That was it. He got shoved by some asshole, and his Olympics was over.
Then in the '98 Winter Olympics, he was a favorite to at least medal in the same event but got caught up in a collision that wasn't his fault and failed to advance.
In 1994, he got his thigh sliced open by a competitor's skate during a race, which required 111 stitches and 18 months of recovery time.
In 2000, he broke his neck during training because a skater in front of him fell and tripped him up. That required a bunch of screws and plates being inserted into his skull and back and chest.
And doctors told him that he should stop skating. But he didn't wanna give up. It meant too much to him.
So, there he was in Salt Lake City in 2002, past his prime, a walking erector set, going up against opponents who were faster and younger and in their prime.
He manages to win his heat and advance to the quarterfinal but then has the shit luck (yet again) of having to go up against the best two athletes in the quarterfinal and only the top two advance.
He finishes third and thinks: "Damn, I gave it my best shot." But then, the second place finisher is disqualified, so Bradbury gets to advance to the semifinal.
Now, at this point, he's thinking: Well, shit, I'm not as fast as these younger guys, and I got a bad habit of getting taken out by crashes that aren't my fault.
So, he consults with the Australian national coach, Ann Zhang, and they decide that he should hang back from the pack and hope the pack crashes.
That is a perfectly valid strategy. If you crash, you lose, but speed skaters risk crashing to gain an advantage in order to win.
It may not feel exciting, but it is a valid strategy and just as risky: avoid crashes entirely and hope that pays off.
It paid off in the semifinal: the pack, including the defending Olympic champion, jostled too much and crashed. Bradbury wins and advances.
So, he's improbably in the final and takes the same approach, and it works: the entire pack jostles too much and crashes, and Bradbury's risk of hanging back pays off.
This victory was not some un-athletic schlub lucking his way into gold.
It was a journeyman athlete who never gave up and played smart after a career of shitty luck and finally got his due after it being snatched away from him so many times.
Hands down, one of my favorite Olympics stories.
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Vale, Jon Kudelka. Deeply saddened that one of Australia’s finest cartoonists has left us. His work was a joy to behold. Miss you, Jon.
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You’ll probably watch this 489 times more… and guess what? It still never gets old 🔥❤️
Forever in our hearts, Shane Warne 🐐
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YEAR ONE MAHA:
1. Measles returns to America
2. Pertussis returns to America
3. Chronic hepatitis liver cancer returns
4. Pandemic preparedness gone
5. Swung & missed on autism
6. CDC disassembled
7. Biotech industry shutting down
8. Brain drain underway
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Replying to @MikeCarlton01 @jmil400
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@cathywilcox1 has already done the work of a royal commission.
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Led Zeppelin's album ‘Led Zeppelin II’ hit No. 1 on the US albums charts December 27, 1969.. Favorite track?
Whole Lotta Love
What Is and What Should Never Be
The Lemon Song
Thank You
Heartbreaker
Living Loving Maid (She’s Just a Woman)
Ramble On
Moby Dick
Bring It On Home
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All the hotlines, the virtual care, the walk-ins and urgent care clinics in the world will not solve the problem.
We need beds to meet the needs of a too rapidly aging population.
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Crowding kills and crowding is a result of inadequate bed capacity.
Every Canadian provincial government will simply not let go of the myth that crowding is caused by inappropriate overutilization by patients with minor illness.
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Because this song has the power to put you in a good mood and incidentally the cast was crazy in this series at the time.
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Amazing to think that a fully State-owned business, operating a Fed Govt. subsidised ($50 million-plus p.a.) monopoly passenger service across Bass Strait could be declared insolvent by the Auditor-General. Only in #politas
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It just occurred to me that in the next 10-15 years the vast majority of Australian Vietnamese bakery owners will retire & now that their kids are all pharmacists or investment bankers or plasterers or whatever we’re going to face an absolutely catastrophic Bánh mì supply crisis.


































