Don’t take my tweets seriously

London
Joined March 2014
You gotta laugh 🤣
🤣 "They've been battered by the cod!!" O'Hara & Cole lost it during the opening of The Sports Bar after Arsenal were knocked out of the League Cup by Fleetwood! 🐟
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We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲
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📺✨ Thierry Henry's reaction when he saw a clip of Kate Scott being a presenter back in 2007. 🤣 Together, Henry and Kate will present the Ballon d'Or Ceremony. ❤️
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This is genuinely going to surpass Game of Thrones and Attack on Titan
🚨Amazon has been recording Manchester United’s season for an “All or Nothing” series United have lost their opening match to newly promoted Hull Conceded a last minute equalizer to Everton Lost to 10 man Manchester City Have had JJ Gabriel request to leave the club Lost to Brighton after being ahead by 2 goals Lost to Atletico Madrid in the Champions League Lisandro Martinez publicly criticized the club’s ambitions Concede after 2 minutes vs Como 0 wins in their last 6 matches
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Have I ever criticised Noni madueke
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🏆🇬🇷 Grecia 2004, inolvidable hazaña: 2-1 vs. 🇵🇹 1-1 vs. 🇪🇸 1-2 vs. 🇷🇺 1-0 vs. 🇫🇷 1-0 vs. 🇨🇿 1-0 vs. 🇵🇹
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Forward together. Mikel Arteta is here to stay ❤️
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They added a child prodigy hero to the plotline. Israelywood writers are reaching Disney levels now
🇮🇱💙Voici Nina, notre petite héroïne israélienne, à partir de qui tout a commencé dans le vol FlyDubai. Elle se trouvait aux toilettes. Comme tous les israéliens attentifs aux moindres bruits et mouvements suspects, elle entend des cris dans le cockpit. Elle sort rapidement et va prévenir sa mère, lui demandant de s'approcher du cockpit. La mère s'approche et se met à crier "il est en train de se faire poignarder!" La suite on la connaît... En fait c'est l'instinct, les réflexes et le courage de cette fillette qui a tout déclenché et qui a probablement fait gagner un temps précieux dans le sauvetage. Ha guibora shélanou, Nina🏅
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This is how half of the Man City fans on here are sounding ffs
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Man City’s lawyer winning 1 out of the 115 charges
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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Suck your mum you wrinkly fuck
We are going to win. We have no other choice.
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Jason Cundy may just be one of the greatest comedians this country has at present. The rustling of the paper, saying “Page 2” and then slowly reading the teams out until he gets to Spurs at the bottom is a great bit of comedy.
The Jason Cundy generational run continues 😭😭
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The Bermuda Triangle 😭
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Why do Brighton make every teams life worse ?
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el ibuprofeno viendo todo el dolor que llevo dentro
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What a job he's doing at Arsenal though
Never forget that 9/11 hijacker Mohamed Atta was a “Free Palestine” activist in the US on a student visa.
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We are Charlie Chirp
🚨 BONUS BIRD 🚨 in honor of this special day, i am posting a second bird! luzon bleeding-heart (gallicolumba luzonica) > found in: Luzon, Philippines > habitat: forests up to 4,600ft elevation > eats: seeds, insects > status: near threatened 📸: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/F…
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