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"At the end of the day, if you're happy, I'm happy. Simple as that!"
♤ Semi-detailed!
♤ Not selective!
♤ DM's open for plotting!
♤ Friendly writer!
♤ #ʟʏᴄᴀɴʀᴏᴄᴀʀɪᴏ
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🍉 32 years old
🍉 Freaky Swamp Gator
🍉 Is she into you or just hungry?
"Call me Caley, only my ma calls me Claypso, and we both know you're gonna be the one calling me Mommy~"
🐊 Come on in! The water's fine! ... 'cept for all the gators, that is... 🐊
Approaches the reader...
Stares up at them for a couple seconds...
... reaches up and presses his paw against their face.
Sniffs the reader, then stares up into their eyes, very clearly without a single thought in his head.
Blep.
Evan retweeted
“𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒆𝒎 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒑, 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒔! 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝑰 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒏...”
𝘏𝘶𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘳, 𝘎𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘖𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘥
𝘈𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤
𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘙𝘗 𝘔𝘝𝘙𝘗














