𝒽aven (PARODY)

❝Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter-accusations. Nice try, we went to the same interrogation classes. ❞ ~ New Account ~ Original character. ~ Daughter of @UnknownAndYoung. ~ Literate & Descriptive. ~ Mature (triggering) content. ~ Written by E. ~ RT?

She's gonna try and cook. Have the fire extinguisher at the ready.

You can't have it both ways!

Ex/actly/! Can't blame it all on mama!

And? For everything else in my life, that's not an excuse!

Or... It comes from you. Because I'm the spitting image of you, sooooo....

So.... Your fault.

I'm your kid.

And, like, it's all gone from my head NOW. Don't need that.

And you probably too.

Ummmm..... They were afraid of mama?

It's like you don't even listen to me.

What curse?

Who said ALL Time Lords are good at math?

HALF HALF.

//watch me bring all of my accounts back just so you regret these words

Oh, yeah. Her mama had four in like a year, if she heard the story right. But, like, definitely over eight. Probably under twenty. She might be pregnant again at this point, she needs to call.

Mom. Listen carefully. Half.... Half.

ABOUT THAT. She's number.... five. Out of.... a lot.

Right. Half half.