No toothbrushes in the Savage Land. My breath smells worse than the dinosaurs.

Today I watched a snake devour a nest of dinosaur eggs, for 2 hours. Maybe I should have stopped it, but instead I just... sat and watched.

Every time I go to pick a fruit here in the Savage Land, it grows legs & tries to bite me. Never thought I'd actually miss the Food Blimp.

Happy Presidents' Day from the Savage Land. Hope it's been a relaxing one for all of you. Also: please send help.

Sometimes the Danger Room creates holograms of super villains to attack you. Tonight I get, who else, Apocalypse. Not cool, Danger Room.

Feels good to get that off my chest.

It's time I come clean. No more hiding from the truth. I was cloned from the DNA of the super villain Apocalypse.

Do all the teachers have to make out with each other all the time? I for one think it's rather unprofessional.

My secret Santa left me a chunk of the moon autographed by Ben Grimm. Cool.

I slept until almost 5:30 this morning. Not having teachers around is sure making me lazy.

Krakoa ate my homework again. Actually my entire backpack this time.

I'm not allowed to talk to vampires. @UnionJack_Off I heard Jubilee actually met him once. You should talk to her.

I bet Santa leads his own North Pole Avengers, with the Abominable Snowman and the King of the Eskimos and a bunch of elf ninjas.

Yes, I still believe in Santa Claus. We live in a world with Fantastic Fours and gods of thunder. Why couldn't there be a Santa?

Studying for my American history exam, reading about the wild west outlaws of Missouri. This Iron Mask guys seems pretty interesting.

I hope to someday be the greatest hero ever. But I'm not sure even I could save the Kansas City Chiefs.

Yeah, I suppose I’ve got push-ups I should be doing.

Uh-oh. I think is a bad idea.