Just a crazy captain taking all the poor souls he can for a wild ride. Professional shitposter
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This fucking guy needs to get off tv he’s not a fucking analyst he has the worst takes all the fucking time and has zero clue wtf is going on in the league, seriously can we please get rid of him ffs stupid ass mofo @EmmanuelAcho your a dumbass shut up.
Mr. intellectually better than everyone else seems to forget about the fact that the #Falcons were also without:
-Jalon Walker
-James Pearce Jr.
-Divine Deablo
-Avieon Terrell
-Billy Bowman Jr.
-Brian Robinson
-Olamide Zaccheaus
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Teams lose to the falcons and instantly use injuries and refs as the excuse, but when osama bin rushdin and tua Mussolini we’re in at qb and the defense riddled with injuries it’s “tank for picks” and “bottom 3 team in the league”🤷♂️ noticing…
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“Why promote Putin supporters?” Why promote trump supporters? Why promote anyone who supports any politician? Like stfu you whiny babies also he kinda has to support Putin otherwise his entire family in Russia will face consequences! Use your brains for once holy shit.
It's time for another season of Alex Ovechkin scoring goals to begin! 🚨
ALT Alex Ovechkin steps off the team bus in a black t-shirt.
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GeneralGvous retweeted
From the NFC Offensive Player of the Week to you
Repost for a chance to win this signed @Bijan5Robinson jersey!
THAT SHIT SAY 8?????? 8? Like the reason 6 was afraid of 7? 8 FUCKING SNAPS??? ZAC ROBINSON YOU DESERVE THE 8th CIRCLE OF HELL FOR THIS I HOPE YOU GET YOUR PENIS EXLODED
Falcons fans might like this Next Gen Stat.
Michael Penix Jr. was under center on 35 snaps against Green Bay, surpassing his career high of eight such snaps in a game.
He completed all 13 of his quick passes (under 2.5 seconds) and 17 of 20 passes when not pressured for 254 passing yards and a touchdown.
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Almost lived today.
A robber broke into my house and saw me watching 2026 Atlanta falcons cooper rush.
He immediately shot me to put me out of my FAHC KING MISERYYYYYYYYYY
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Give me the G36C and my life is yours!
We have many more weapons in the pipeline for @WARDOGS which one are you hoping to see added?
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GeneralGvous retweeted
A new chapter begins October 20 in THE FINALS🎉
Today, we want to share our vision of what's coming for the game, and how we're evolving the Game Show experience.
Check out the updated roadmap and let's have a glimpse of what's next in our new blogpost!👇
reachthefinals.com/patchnote…
Your a mentally deficient retard who can’t even run proper in a straight line for 10 yards, you have the worst sports takes all the time constantly and everyone who works for your company is also completely retarded, for once in your life shit your big ass nosed ugly face up.
I can only speak for myself but I wouldn’t say we own the sport if we didn’t sweep both the men and the women’s but we did sweep so I think it’s fair to say we unequivocally own the sport. #USAHockey
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So football, baseball, lacrosse, basketball, wrestling, snowboarding, skiing, figure skating, curling, and another 100 sports just stopped existing in the last 12 hours? Holy fuck how can Americans breathe when they’re this stupid?
Hockey is the only sport Canadians play and they just lost to a country where hockey is basically a niche interest. That’s American exceptionalism for you. Congrats to our boys. Great game.
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Everything happening in America is just proving my statement of them being a third world country. You’re all fucking morons and retards.
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Head Coach Raheem Morris and General Manager Terry Fontenot have been dismissed from their roles atlfal.co.nz/4aPcTrX
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GeneralGvous retweeted
“Santa Claus is real.”
“No, he’s not.”
“Yes he is, I've seen him.”
“You've seen him?”
“Yes.”
“You've seen a sleigh with eight tiny reindeer that's crewed by the elves, and captained by a man so jolly that Heaven itself sent him back down?”
“No.”
“No.”
“But I have seen a sleigh with reindeer.”
“Oh, and no sleigh that's not crewed by the elves and captained by a man so jolly that Heaven itself sent him back down could possibly have reindeer, therefore couldn't possibly be any other sleigh than Santa’s. Is that what you're telling me?”
“No.”
“Like I said, there's no real Santa that can deliver the presents.”
Vtubers try not to be fucking morons challenge impossible
Love Mousy with all my heart but I disagree, Peanut is not a Vtuber, he said it himself, the only reason he won is because he share the same hatred for Vtubers as the organizers of the event, we all know the ppl behind this event hates Vtubers, this was their way to make it clear
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