Bogotá, D.C., Colombia
Joined May 2013
GeneralFRE retweeted
Your nervous system relaxes when your finances are in order.
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GeneralFRE retweeted
I was training a new dude yesterday and I said “god I’m so tired today” and he said “it’s from dragging that huge dick around” and I was like “hell yeah brother that’s what I’m talking about”
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GeneralFRE retweeted
bananas don’t give a fuck about any other fruit in a smoothie.
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Before and after the dog park
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Thats literally just like little kids after along day of doing bs my goodness we dont deserve dogs
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GeneralFRE retweeted
Cuando era niño, pensaba que era imposible que un adulto no tuviera ni 5mil pesos en el bolsillo, ahora se que es verdad
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GeneralFRE retweeted
Kaguya’s Top Gal
@hayasaka_aryanOct 13
Spider-Man in cinema
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GeneralFRE retweeted
Pringles is offering one person 200 years of free crisps if they agree to have their ashes buried in a can-shaped urn The winner will receive a custom urn, with the prize to be passed down after their death
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GeneralFRE retweeted
“Compro un enano y crece”
entro a instagram todos enamorados,voy a wsp no me habla ni mí viejo,sortean una deuda y me la gano,compro un enano y crece que hdp
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GeneralFRE retweeted
at university they kill u if ur an introvert
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GeneralFRE retweeted
Petro acusó a la primera dama de ladrona por no registrar su fundación en el RTE, pero hoy la DIAN confirma que sí estaba registrada en el RTE —aunque no es necesario estarlo, jajaja—. Ahora, Petro: decinos cuántas toneladas de cocaína transportó tu esposa a Venezuela. ¿Va?
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GeneralFRE retweeted
You think witchcraft isn’t real until someone you know asks for permission to enter your house.
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GeneralFRE retweeted
kez ( ° – ° )@kezookas20h
kez ( ° – ° )@kezookas20h
i love when shows change the intro for one episode cuz of smt that happens in the plot
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GeneralFRE retweeted
Ngga your doctor can't whoop you, tell them u smokin and fuckin raw so they can accurately diagnose your scary ass.
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GeneralFRE retweeted
Cuando estas a un paso de entender un tema pero te distraes
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GeneralFRE retweeted
people born in 1990-2006, how’s life?
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GeneralFRE retweeted
looney tunes ahh incident😭😭
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GeneralFRE retweeted
ordered doordash and my sister delivered it
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GeneralFRE retweeted
It's just a camera close-up shot of some frothing bubbles, what's the big dea...OH
水面に漂う泡をフルCGでつくりました #Houdini
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