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Gene Hunt ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

@GeneHunt

Offering gentle persuasion and reasoning on current issues using perceptive reasoning and a baseball bat. Not BBC. Golden Twits Winner.

 The UK
Joined November 2008
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As you know, I’m all in favour of Wokeness… I am happy for any pronoun to make me a brew and get stuck into the ironing.
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There used to be a time when umpiring of Wimbledon was carried out by people with eyesight. The Stevie Wonder tennis school trained line judges are robbing Jabeur blind.
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I see our local MP was trying to ‘Set the matter straight’ this afternoon… his explanation had more twists than a Verity Meadows mystery.
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I broke up the chess club's winners meeting at the hotel I was staying at 'cos I can't stand Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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My Mrs said she needed more space. I’m just glad I didn’t have to tell her how fat she’s getting.
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As I’ve said before.. the best way to get rid of telesales people is to ask ‘em what colour knickers they’re wearing.
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My dentist said I need a crown... Finally! Someone who understands me.
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The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always takes thing literally.
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Don’t you just hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.
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My mate was fired from the calendar factory. All he did was take a day off.
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Tim Brooke-Taylor. You will be missed. The world just became a less funny place to live.
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Remember - Social Distancing applies to everyone.....No frolicking in the countryside.
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I've got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex.
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Got my girlfriend a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she could get better. #staysafe
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I’ve finished seven books since we’ve been in lockdown. That’s a LOT of colouring in.
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So we have to lie in front of the Telly, getting lardy arsed, not doing anything except drink beer for a few weeks in order to save the world? I’ll see what I can do. #SocialDistancing #StayHomeSaveLives #coronavirus #COVID19 #Selfless #beer #BeerOclock
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I had my credit card stolen, but I’m not going to report it. The scumbag who took it uses it less than my girlfriend.
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If you’re feeling guilty about your kids watching too much TV, turn the volume down, turn on the subtitles and hey presto..... now they are reading. Job’s a good’un. #homeschooling #homeschooling2020
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Life on Mars Revival Plans: 'Think Avengers Assemble' Says Creator | Den of Geek

Life on Mars Revival Plans: 'Think Avengers Assemble' Says Creator | Den of Geek

In a Life on Mars lockdown live Tweet, Matthew Graham shared more about the show’s revival plans…

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I remember when I told my ex that she should embrace her mistakes, she just stood there for a moment, then hugged me.
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