@GeesTweets

I can fix anything and can talk to cats but I can't fix cats. Avid Backpacker, Bama Grad, Husband, Father, Christian. #rolltide

 Alabama the Beautiful
Joined January 2010
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Are you ok with 77 year old Dolly Parton dressing like a 20 year old Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Yes? or No? ๐Ÿ‘‡
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check out the 11 people that @KFC is following and see how long it takes you to get it.
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Replying to @GeesTweets @McDonalds
So what does purple taste like? Is it different from orange?
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The K in 'monkeypox' is silent.
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The helmet literally says ATM on it, so โ€ฆ
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Replying to @OttawaPolice
@OttawaPolice
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Jonathan Isaac shares his full thoughts on vaccinations and addresses the Rolling Stone article. "I'm not anti-vax. I'm not anti-medicine. I'm not anti-science. I didn't come to my current vaccination status by studying black history or watching Donald Trump press conferences."
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Find someone who will hold you the way Florida is holding Will Anderson. โ€“ at Alabama, USA
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G'stweets retweeted
KD@notkdk324 Oct 2020
When Jaylen Waddle gets the ball... nitter.cf/FirenzeMike/status/132โ€ฆ
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This guy thinks the Clemson mascot looks creepy. โ€“ at Alabama, USA
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Breast Cancer Awareness Month starts today! Head over to our Instagram and Facebook pages to learn more! #bcam #savethetatas #october #cancerawareness #hope
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Currently at the #NFLDraft2019 โ€“ at Mobile, AL
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While Democrats are currently arguing in favor of late-term abortions if the baby has an โ€œabnormality,โ€ John Franklin Stephens makes a powerful argument against that: โ€œSee me as a human being, not a birth defect.โ€
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By the way, Iโ€™ve always called it I-20/59. I guess Iโ€™ve been wrong all these years. What have you always called that stretch of interstate?
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Shouldโ€™ve had Red Panda at halftime.
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Y'all, she's at it again! 13 points 10 rebounds 14 assists @sabrina_i20 breaks her own NCAA triple-double record 25 hours and 11 minutes later.

Sabrina Ionescu 14th triple-double | #Pac12WBB

For more #Pac12WBB coverage, visit Pac-12.com.

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Kind of makes you question your whole life...
Krissy Brierre-Davis@krissybdavis18 Nov 2018
How come you guys never told me this iPhone trick? I feel duped.
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G'stweets retweeted
Jacob Lindsey@JCL0683 Dec 2017
Alright, we have a week to settle it. Which commercial is better? @MountainDew Puppy Monkey Baby commercial or @GEICO Pictionary w/ Sloth commercial? @GeesTweets โ€“ at Hoover, AL
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Good morning April! Don't you think it's time you give us a call? #aprilthegiraffe
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The Bible says, "Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord" (Psalm 33:12). #InaugurationEve
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