@GeekusDean

Writer, amateur comedian, Internet putz, certified personal trainer through NASM, Co-Host of @omniversalesc, He/Them. https://xitter.cf/t.co/mbJlbWiefY

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Joined December 2014
I just published Refusing the gray. Just some of my thoughts on the November 5th election. If you are happy about what happened last night, it might be best to skip this one. link.medium.com/cVYXemPPjOb
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Brotha its a White Castle vending machine and its right by them mens restroom, u shouldve known better
Found a White Castle vending machine in the Boston airport. I had to try it.
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Do yall remember when they cut over 250,000 jobs from the FDA BECAUSE I DO This is what happens when you remove a quarter million jobs. People die
🚨 JUST IN: Epinephrine injections used to treat allergic reactions have been recalled nationwide. FDA says particles found inside could cause permanent organ damage or death.
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you already should not have been drinking starbucks but now is a great time to stop!!
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
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Sorry but I don’t care about this. Y’all were cool when Christian’s didn’t want to make a gay wedding cake so why should he be forced to have a pro life meeting in his shop???
ATTENTION EVERYONE IN IDAHO Wydaho Roasters coffee shop owner compares pro-life group to the KKK before kicking them out of his shop Would be a shame if everyone in the area sees this!
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RFK Jr. is now suggesting we eat "alternative foods" due to the poisoning of our actual food supply. Forgive me for asking, but WHAT THE FUCK IS ALTERNATIVE FOODS???
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Replying to @NPC_Christian
So excited to see you live for a month!!!
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It's time! Uncapped Subathon 2026 is underway! twitch.tv/npc_christian
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Can confirm
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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Me to my coworkers about an annoying customer.
the kid is a L 7 weenieeeeeee
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Dean Eaton II retweeted
Gen 1 truther visits the UK today! Twitch // ColinMParker
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I saw it live, it's true.
Replying to @ColinMParker
@ColinMParker confirmed he would punt a dog like a football.
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Artists… fellow writers… we know that ai is rising, but we can fight back!! Let the legend of John Henry fill your spirits up!! He fought and bested against the steam machine of America’s past. Let him motivate you and beat the ai like he would!! Let’s show our human spirit!!
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Hey folks, somewhat a change of plans, but we're going on a temporary break. We will be back next month with more episodes.
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I've gone 30+ years without using generative A.I, so yeah. I am more than equiped to not have it.
This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth
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I don't hold people responsible for what someone else in their religion has done, but if someone is going to start, we should talk about ww2.
The Democratic Party forgot about 9/11.
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