Science teacher. Book nerd. Plant mom. Cat mom. Stitcher. Words at Booklist. Tweets are my own.
Miami, Florida
Joined April 2009
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How do I know so much about how @elonmusk does things? I spent 3 years investigating Tesla at @BusinessInsider from 2018-2021. Here are some of sloppy, dangerous, callous, things I learned:
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ADHD is thinking about all the things you have to do, getting stressed about all the things, worrying about the consequences of not doing the things, but still feeling stuck and unable to do any of the things.
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Trans man does the thing that conservatives and TERFs want him to do. He gets mistaken for a trans woman, gets assaulted, and then police arrest him. fox19.com/2022/07/08/transge…
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saw japanese text and a lynel in botw, expected some ungodly 3 hour long devil may cry combo sequence, received tom and jerry episode
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Ok I can't be silent about this anymore. Everyone is always like, "oh lol Jack definitely could have fit on the door at the end of Titanic 😏" IT'S NOT ABOUT THE DOOR SIZE IT'S THE BUOYANCY. IT COULDN'T HOLD BOTH OF THEIR WEIGHTS, IT'S VERY CLEAR
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It's only one minute long, but this CCTV footage has a better narrative and more compelling character arcs than most of the arthouse films I've seen:
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
As the original tweeter notes later in the thread, this video is not “CCTV footage” but performance art — “a Dhar Mann-style inspirational video by Cris Elmasry”
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TFW things are finally looking up for the protag of the book you're reading, then notice you're only about halfway through...
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i told my housemate the vaccine knocked me out and he said "ah yes, set pfizers to stun" and friends, i am ANGRY
