Captain of crunch (I guess)
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Joined August 2015
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First day on the job and J&D do the damn thing!! Now let's continue to act right and send the scruf in Abby's direction
WHAT THE FFFFFFFFF
*is annoyed she has to watch Avengers Doomsday now*
🚨Elizabeth Olsen has OFFICIALLY returned as Wanda Maximoff in the post-credit scene of #VisionQuest finale!
THE SCARLET WITCH IS ALIVE!
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Texas is now under Selena Law.
You will baila esta cumbia at the HEB
(all grocery stores will be now be HEB)
People will be treated como la flor (con tanto amor)
Children will study fotos y recuerdos of actual history
Make sure your car gets that carcacha sticker
Well well!! Idk what 15 year old me was going on about. Actual adulthood is recognizing sometimes you are tethered to people. If you can be mature, communicate, and learn to work on things as you go that kind of friendship is beautiful.
Childhood is when your upset because Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez stopped being best friends. Growing up is when you understand why
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Genuinely who is stopping the 30 year old millionaire from dating a man if he actually wanted to?
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I'm just... how are we talking to our friends out here because I fear we are all painfully missing the point of a joke
Olivia Rodrigo reveals that Chappell Roan once told her that she should start dating girls.
"I was telling you all of the crazy stuff that boys have done to me and you're like oh my god, like you need to start dating girls, this is crazy".
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Nothing has made my time on Teriah Twitter feel more ancient than now that I have a best friend whose daughter likes the Heather's Musical. *Taps the chair* "Come sit next to aunt J, I'm going to tell you a story about Caitlin Fitzgerald"
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I would also like to point out that cuts to Medicaid and not even a hint of telling insurance companies to "maybe chill out" directly impacts the pay for mental health therapists. It's all one ugly ass rat spinning on it's wheel to set this system up
Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/NmmAzhf
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I might get slam dunked for this but I kind of don't get these type of stories in 2026 cause....does Planned Parenthood not exist in LA all of a sudden 🥴
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I've been saying something in the water is changing! It's like Adele gave us a little kiss on the head and a bunch of angels before leaving for another 20 years
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