Geckor

You know your friend knows you well when they message you randomly at 12:30am to tell you to stop watching Netflix and go to sleep.

A guy came up to me in work and asked if I knew where the pandemic was. I told him I'd be right back I was gonna go look for it. I love people

My brother is home from uni. He has not spoke to me yet, but he did walk into the living room and kick me so I guess that's close enough.

Hai, watch my twitch <3 twitch.tv/geckor

Hai, if you are bored watch my stream :3 twitch.tv/geckor :D

Have you ever heard of someone tying their hair in their shoelace before? Cause I just did that ...

Why is my fortnite so laggy and slow.

I made my friend get drunk for the first time. He keeps calling me stupid and saying mer lot even though I keep telling him he's saying it wrong.

Everyone at my work is like "let me know you got home safely" guys I can drive perfectly well....

You know a week is going downhill fast when you get bad news and an ex messages you before 10am...

I just witnessed a man chase a UPS van down the street demanding his parcel. The UPS guy was less than impressed xD Quite entertaining for me though! *sips tea*

Things I learnt about myself in fortnite today: I am not a girl, I am not 25 and I am not from my City. So glad I have been educated.

When your squad fill asks you to jump for how old you are and you out there getting jumping fatigue every 5 jumps.

"Are you in work today?" "Yes" "Lmao" What was funny about that...

Should I get back into streaming?

I have tried to play Ark Survival twice. All I have learnt is not to steal a dinosaurs egg and that everything wants to kill me. Great game ....

Sat in the office playing spider solitaire (it's addictive) and my manager goes "oh my god" so im like what omg. He just won £340 on a free spin on his phone 😂 I'm glad we are working hard...

Poppy cam upstairs, knocked on my door and when I opened it, came in and sat on the floor crying. Now she's sat on my lap slapping my hand so I'll stroke her. Needy bitch